Synergy Roast Thread

[Brooklyn]

Doesn't matter who it is or why you're doing it. Roast the fuck out of anyone for any reason. (no racism)

I'll start:
@PythinLiaison? I'm glad they don't base performance off your activity cause damn son.

Man hasn't seen the server for almost 2 months!

[Bird]

Bacta as HA

[Cannon]

@Dennis"The fett mask stays on during sex"

[Dono]

Mavelle is still gonna find a away on this thread to be respectful about roasting someone.

[Bleach]

Heart was right.

[GuyonaWhim]

@BigZach Highest rank in the battalion, but has the worst microphone ever. Sounds like you're talking into a pringles can.

[Dennis]

1 minute ago, Bleach said:

Heart was right.

 

[Bleach]

Just now, Dennis said:

 

He's spitting bruh

[Cannon]

Shoulda kept the cut

[Whataburger]

@Bird the typa dude to be more active on his jedi knight than his BCMD 

[Bacta]

16 minutes ago, Bird said:

Bacta as HA

My man bird spent 4 years on a server to get removed from every position the man held 

man got removed for homophobia TWICE

Edited November 5, 2021 by Bacta

[Conrad]

Edited November 5, 2021 by Conrad

[Cannon]

@Bleach"Hmmmmmmm tHesE tWo LooK the SaME"

[Mavelle]

Lyonaxis says "i love you" to so many people so often, it's like talking to a big carebear

It's like the guy doesn't dislike people

[Deku]

48 minutes ago, Dennis said:

 

shame about the league accounts 

[Bird]

42 minutes ago, Bacta said:

My man bird spent 4 years on a server to get removed from every position the man held 

man got removed for homophobia TWICE

RM Commander

[Dennis]

@Gears cant deny it

[Brian-Limmon]

(Racism)

[Pythin]

You know what. Fuck @Caidoon this man like fucking Ski Mask. 
 

Man prolly goes 

 

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH In his sleep

[BigZach]

1 hour ago, GuyonaWhim said:

@BigZach Highest rank in the battalion, but has the worst microphone ever. Sounds like you're talking into a pringles can.

It's an active choice

[Black]

Alcoholic 18 year old director that has problems pronouncing some words...

Oh wait... that's me

 

[Bbstine]

Sock the type of dude to wiggle his fingers and say “don’t mind if I do” over a bowl of candy

[Cox]

40 minutes ago, Bbstine said:

Sock the type of dude to wiggle his fingers and say “don’t mind if I do” over a bowl of candy

Bbstine the typa dude to crash his car into a crowd of people and say “woopsie daisy!”

[Sixta]

23 minutes ago, Cox said:

Bbstine the typa dude to crash his car into a crowd of people and say “woopsie daisy!”

✨ ✨can't help being a Gemini ✨✨

[Freck]

@Mavelle @Gadget

 

& 1 more:

 

@Taz You're not funny but your mum's funny looking, she has less teeth than a brit 

Edited November 6, 2021 by Freck

[Hanz]

@Deku is 100% ugly as shit why won’t he show his face???

[Deku]

25 minutes ago, Hanz said:

@Deku is 100% ugly as shit why won’t he show his face???

You’re such a fan that you actually care about this. Grow up and focus on getting some bitches instead of seeing a dudes face online 

[Cox]

1 hour ago, Sixta said:

✨ ✨can't help being a Gemini ✨✨

✨I can’t help it Mercury is in my ass✨

[Gadget]

Every time I get on the server I am reminded of why Shampoo has instructions on it. 

 

AND

 

I fully believe that the BHs are just the Karen's of the server, they want everything and complain like the world is gonna end when something does not go their way or they die. Ain't that right @Cannon :3

 

 

 

[Bbstine]

Positive elixir trades only

[Black]

@Forseenthe typa guy to play clash royale right after sex

[A-a-ron]

 

 

[Comics]

22 hours ago, Dennis said:

@Gears cant deny it

not sure you're the guy to be taking shots at doomed projects, Mr Dooku

Edited November 6, 2021 by Comics

[Brooklyn]

9 hours ago, Gadget said:

Every time I get on the server I am reminded of why Shampoo has instructions on it. 

 

AND

 

I fully believe that the BHs are just the Karen's of the server, they want everything and complain like the world is gonna end when something does not go their way or they die. Ain't that right @Cannon :3

 

 

 

Gadget the kind of guy to ruin an event because a BH outsmarted him

3 hours ago, A-a-ron said:

 

 

Unlike your Report, Dennis is actually going places 

[A-a-ron]

35 minutes ago, Brooklyn said:

Gadget the kind of guy to ruin an event because a BH outsmarted him

Unlike your Report, Dennis is actually going places 

Ur mom

[Piff]

@Agentur a nice guy

[Piff]

1 hour ago, Brooklyn said:

Unlike your Report, Dennis is actually going places 

It’s hard to say anyone here is going places considering a good majority of the server are fat virgins sitting on their ass all day dedicating hours and hours to get a useless rank, only time it’s reasonable is when drama is made, if not than they flex their cock to compensate for the lack of attention and control that they have IRL

Edited November 7, 2021 by Piff

[Clutch]

The proof has been here all along https://gyazo.com/11f16486e0d13e4e298847360f411ff2

Edited November 7, 2021 by Clutch

[Guac]

1 hour ago, Piff said:

It’s hard to say anyone here is going places considering a good majority of the server are fat virgins sitting on their ass all day dedicating hours and hours to get a useless rank, only time it’s reasonable is when drama is made, if not than they flex their cock to compensate for the lack of attention and control that they have IRL

L+ratio+cringe+urfat

[Lyonaxis]

On 11/5/2021 at 11:40 PM, Mavelle said:

Lyonaxis says "i love you" to so many people so often, it's like talking to a big carebear

It's like the guy doesn't dislike people

@MavelleI love you so much so I can't even express it properly <3

Edited November 7, 2021 by Lyonaxis

[Freck]

22 hours ago, Piff said:

It’s hard to say anyone here is going places considering a good majority of the server are fat virgins sitting on their ass all day dedicating hours and hours to get a useless rank, only time it’s reasonable is when drama is made, if not than they flex their cock to compensate for the lack of attention and control that they have IRL

K

[Marshh]

SOBDE

[Katy]

my balls itch

[Mantis]

White

[Dennis]

On 11/6/2021 at 4:40 PM, Comics said:

not sure you're the guy to be taking shots at doomed projects, Mr Dooku

Watch out boys he’s gonna try and complain and bitch his way out of this removal next!

[Hanz]

19 minutes ago, Dennis said:

Watch out boys he’s gonna try and complain and bitch his way out of this removal next!

Tough for him that a new rule won't be made to protect him

[Jovanovic]

On 11/6/2021 at 10:29 PM, Piff said:

It’s hard to say anyone here is going places considering a good majority of the server are fat virgins sitting on their ass all day dedicating hours and hours to get a useless rank, only time it’s reasonable is when drama is made, if not than they flex their cock to compensate for the lack of attention and control that they have IRL

bro you have more forum posts than you do braincells, calm down

[Stockings]

@Daytona211 you're a bitch boy!

[Daytona211]

4 minutes ago, Stockings said:

@Daytona211 you're a bitch boy!

[Fyi]

[Cox]

44 minutes ago, Fyi said:

Pythin 

[Brooklyn]

11 hours ago, Dennis said:

Watch out boys he’s gonna try and complain and bitch his way out of this removal next!

Hey come on man, that's Mitchell's job

[Smeck]

You guys play SWRP shut up

[Jovanovic]

4 hours ago, Smeck said:

You guys play SWRP shut up

when you graduate from middleschool I'm sure you'll finally grow comfortable enough with yourself to stop compensating by trying to take it out on random people online by making fun of their hobbies :)

[Turtle]

Can someone roast me?

[Guac]

18 minutes ago, Turtle said:

Can someone roast me?

I generally dislike being around you. You aren't a fun person to be around.

[Noodles]

@Bird I do not like when you roleplay around me. I get very scared and frightened 

[Cox]

46 minutes ago, Turtle said:

Can someone roast me?

Ginger head ass

[TheCyan]

51 minutes ago, Turtle said:

Can someone roast me?

Bro what are you the pick me girl? "Ahaha someone roast me" headass, go suck some dick for validation. Ratio + fatherless behavior

[Bird]

46 minutes ago, Noodles said:

@Bird I do not like when you roleplay around me. I get very scared and frightened 

This is called a roast thread, not a complain hotline.

[Turtle]

3 hours ago, Cox said:

Ginger head ass

I hate you

[Freck]

4 hours ago, TheCyan said:

Bro what are you the pick me girl? "Ahaha someone roast me" headass, go suck some dick for validation. Ratio + fatherless behavior

You're really toxic for someone with no friends xxx

Edited November 12, 2021 by Freck

[Rickle]

2 minutes ago, Freck said:

You're really toxic for someone with no friends xxx

I would roast freck but I cant because im retarded 

[Cannon]

18 hours ago, Rickle said:

I would roast freck but I cant because im retarded 

retraded*

[Sriracha]

y'all need to get some bitches

-guy who gets bitches

 

[Brooklyn]

11 hours ago, Sriracha said:

y'all need to get some bitches

-guy who gets bitches

 

Hey remember that time you stuck a bottle in your mouth and broke your monitor by popping it out? Yeah ok Mr. "I get bitches"

3 hours ago, Taz said:

you couldn’t even suck an Arizona can properly and broke your monitor, fym you get bitches?

Last time you were actually funny was Dennis Bacara App video. Get new material. We are all waiting

[Mavelle]

12 hours ago, Sriracha said:

y'all need to get some bitches

-guy who gets bitches

 

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