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Sock Monkey

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Sock Monkey last won the day on August 29

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  1. "Some people graduate, but we still stupid They tell you read this, eat this, don't look around Just peep this, preach us, teach us, Jesus" "They claim you never know what you got 'til it's gone I know I got it, I don't know what y'all on I'ma open up a store for aspiring MCs Won't sell 'em no dream, but the inspiration is free" "Made it to school with barely enough time to sign in Yeah, I hear the alarm, yeah, I hear you, Mom Yeah, yeah, I don't wan' be broke when I'm thirty-one" "Do you even remember what the issue is You just trying to find where the tissue is You can still be who you wish you is It ain't happen yet And that's what the intuition is" "I get it custom, you a customer You ain't 'customed to going through Customs, you ain't been nowhere, huh?" "We believe in God, but do God believe in us? If we believe enough, will we ever get to know him?" "Young Walt Disney, I'ma tell you truthfully If you leave Mickey you gon' end up with a Goofy" "We never had nothin' handed Took nothin' for granted Took nothin' from no man Man I'm my own man" "Back again, I used my back against the wall Never called on y'all, never count on y'all Always count on God" - Not Kanye, but from a Kanye song :) "my greatest pain in life is that I will never be able to see myself perform live." "Whether you broke or rich you gotta get this Havin' money's not everything, not havin' it is" Just a few for my man :)
  2. I'm so sorry Mr. Sock Monkey

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  3. Can I join Donda

  4. Photo from the Versock Donda listening party, glad everyone could make it, had a blast!
  5. SHE IS SO BAD 🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵
  6. Due to my severe mental retardation I feel I would be an excellent diversity pick to join the Versock club. It will give you guys better a reputation (:winner: free synergy rep farm Punjabi free no virus)

    1. Taz

      Taz

      this is ableist 

  7. Hello sock monkey

  8. BRUUUUHH!!!!!!!!!

    Whoa mama! Hummina hummina hummina BAZOOOOOOOOOOOING! *eyes pop out * 

    AROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGA *jaw drops tongue rolls out * WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF
    *tongue bursts out of the mouth uncontrollably licking face and everything in reach * 

    WURBLWURBLWURBLWURBLWURBLWURBL *Tiny cupid shoots an arrow through heart * Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh me furry lady *Heart in the shape of heart starts 

    beating so hard you can see it through shirt * ba-bum-ba-bum-ba-bum-ba-bum-ba-bum-ba-bum *Milk truck crashes into a bakery store in the background spilling white 

    liquid and dough on the streets * NOT A WEIRD RARE GIFT FROM GOD! *Inhales from the gas tank * Honka Honka Honka Honka Honka Honka ohhhhhhhhh my gooooooooodd.

  9. May I, a women respecting and feminist-supportive male, see at least one breast from you my queen? I do not mean to come off as an improper male, and if this request disturbs you, please make me aware. You, my queen, deserve the upmost respect of any female. However, many of my gender seem to sexualize women and view them as sex toys. However, my queen, I do not share these views. Rather, I value the female spectrum of the human race as superior, and I, a respectful male, request for an isolated, singular brest from your body. I await your response my queen.

  10. i am an advocate of men's asses

  11. ur cute wanna kiss 

  12. I just started getting into gourmet cooking, being a single father I needed something within my budget to make for my kids after school, dm me your recipe it looks delicious. I'll post one of my yummy projects below. I call it the Chicago style Ramen dog! (Recipe is secret sorry).
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