WEEABOO!- An Anime Conspiracy.

[Sparklez]

Introduction

Hi, my name is Tessa. I am like, reasonably ordinary I guess. Jk I'm a fucking weird kid lets be real here. Now, I'm fairly familiar with a GOOD FEW animes. Some of the anime that I have enjoyed are Attack on Titan, Miss Kobayashi's Dragon Maid, Tokyo Ghoul, Sailor Moon, Code Geass, Sword Art Online, JoJo's Bizarre Adventure and a good few more!  But to balance it out, there were also the shitty animes that I've seen. I won't list any examples yet, but I will get into them eventually. Now, the point of this post is to press forward a question. I am here to find out what makes a weeaboo. So...

What makes a weeaboo?

>Origins<

Lets first start to take a moment to look back in time to the origins of this magical word. To do this, we will travel back in time to the year 2002. The word weeaboo originated from the word 'Wapanese' which was a shortened word for the term 'Wannabe Japanese'. This term was primarily used on the previously highly popular website, 4chan. This lead to many many disputes between the common anime or manga fans, and those who were simply uninterested in anime or manga. So, 4chan moderators created a chat filter that filtered the word 'Wapanese' to 'Weeaboo'. Little did these moderators know if the horrors they would unleash...

>Description<

Now, we have gathered enough information from the origins to understand what really fits the description for a 'weeaboo'. A weeaboo is someone who forcibly integrates them self into Japanese culture via methods of media appropriation. Such media would be manga or anime. 

>Weeaboo VS. Average viewer<

For this part of the case, we will look into the art of telling apart a weeaboo from a regular member of society who simply enjoys a good story backed up  by the art style of anime. Firstly, we need to understand the three forms of viewing an anime; Subbed, Dubbed and Original. Lets start from the form three, as it is the most simple to address. Should you EVER find yourself in a situation where your friend, lover, pet, teacher, associate, workmate, shipmate, classmate, Siri, or family member is watching anime that is in Japanese and without subtitles, this is a WEEABOO! Please, for your own safety remove yourself from the situation. It is a dangerous environment and your health and safety is at risk. Before long, said associate will be yelling Japanese slurs at you. The next form of anime is subbed. This is the bridge between a weeaboo and an average viewer. Subbed anime is simply Japanese audio with English subtitles. Sometimes, the Japanese original voice actors simply do a better job at conveying the emotion intended for the character or line than the English voice actors do. An example of this is the first cour of Attack on Titan Season 3, or as a Weeaboo would call it, Shingeki No Kyojin Season 3. If the viewer of the subbed anime is watching subbed for the reason that it is a more emotionally gripping experience then perhaps they are justified. However, comma, if said viewer claims their reasoning is simply that subbed is the way anime is supposed to be watched, or that all anime should be watched subbed, then we have... A WEEABOO! Look to the emergency section of this post to learn how to take action. The last form of anime viewing is dubbed. If someone is watching dubbed anime, then they're practically not watching anime. They're simply watching an animated show. Accept them. Now, lastly, lets take a look at Manga. My 40 something year old aunt who is a stupidly posh English woman reads manga, yet she is not a weeaboo. It is simply a question of, does the reader read for the story of the manga? Or do they read to gain an in depth perspective of Japanese culture!? I shall leave this to you to decide.

 

>Verdict<

You do not have to be a weeaboo to watch a gay Ninja kid named Naruto get tied up in a tree by his teacher while his crush is watching from the bushes, and his nemesis is preparing to throw LITERAL ACTUAL knives at his teacher. Be careful before accusing a potential average viewer.

>IN CASE OF EMERGENCY<

Have you identified a weeaboo within your social circle? Well, read on from here to figure out what to do.
Method 1: Baptise them. Dunk their head into a pool of melted Anime action figures. This will melt all thoughts of Japanese culture from the victims head.
Method 2: Use their love against them! Learn a singular Japanese word that sounds funny or stupid and use it against them at any chance you can get.
Method 3: Use the precious pages of their manga to wipe your butt hole after pooping. When your friend begins to notice the correlation between the content of the pages and the poop on the pages, and how similar they are, they will begin to change.
Method 4: Call the cops.

>Epilogue<

Now it is time to wrap up my case. My name is Tessa, sometimes I go by Tohru on Clone Wars RP. I am 18 years old and I am NOT a weeaboo. How about you?

This has been WEEABOO!- An Anime Conspiracy.
Case Closed.
 

[Bruno]

ok

[Rolenth]

What the fuck did I just read

[Sixta]

Tessa big weeb

[zoink]

joey what is this? 

[Sparklez]

2 minutes ago, Nightmare The Latina Man said:

joey what is this? 

Damn you got me.

[zoink]

1 hour ago, Tessa said:

Damn you got me.

I can't call you joey

[Sparklez]

Just now, Nightmare The Latina Man said:

I can't call you joey

ok

[zoink]

1 hour ago, Tessa said:

ok

what I meant is can I call you joey or not do you identify as something else?

[Korm]

[Sparklez]

Just now, Nightmare The Latina Man said:

what I meant is can I call you joey or not do you identify as something else?

You can call me Joey if you want to. I'm down. Is that some weird fetish you have?

[zoink]

1 hour ago, Tessa said:

You can call me Joey if you want to. I'm down. Is that some weird fetish you have?

of course brotha im down

[Sparklez]

Just now, Nightmare The Latina Man said:

of course brotha im down

Hot. I'm into everything like that.

[Nade Jones]

1 minute ago, Tessa said:

Hot. I'm into everything like that.

RDM!

[Mitchell]

[Bbstine]

This is gay.

Watch hentai and move on like the rest of us.

[Freck]

15 minutes ago, Korm said:

This

[Sparklez]

@PythinListen here buddy, I'll have you know there is nothing dumb about this post. All is factual and well educated.

[Spooky]

kill weebs

[Pythin]

2 minutes ago, Tessa said:

@PythinListen here buddy, I'll have you know there is nothing dumb about this post. All is factual and well educated.

Boi. This is Cancer to my eyes. Put it on Spam Center ya "Weeb"

[Sparklez]

Just now, Pythin said:

Boi. This is Cancer to my eyes. Put it on Spam Center ya "Weeb"

I am NOT a weeb. Did you not read the post?

[Pythin]

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I am NOT a weeb. Did you not read the post?

There is a reason I put quotes around it 

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[Sparklez]

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[BigBoss]

Can we lock this

 

[Sparklez]

5 minutes ago, BigBoss said:

Can we lock this

 

no

[Freck]

listen here @Pythin And @Tessa if you guys wanna flirt and be weebs wiv eachother do it in Pm's cos this shite came up as important in my notifications and it clearly fucking isn't you dirty weeapoos

[Sparklez]

1 minute ago, Freck said:

listen here @Pythin And @Tessa if you guys wanna flirt and be weebs wiv eachother do it in Pm's cos this shite came up as important in my notifications and it clearly fucking isn't you dirty weeapoos

I have a kink for doing it in public. So does he.

[Freck]

Just now, Tessa said:

I have a kink for doing it in public. So does he.

Please refrain from referencing me / quoting me, I am a child of God and I wish to remain pure.

[BigBoss]

1 minute ago, Freck said:

Please refrain from referencing me / quoting me, I am a child of God and I wish to remain pure.

Get out of here, it isnt pure. We must retreat immediately

[Sparklez]

Just now, Freck said:

Please refrain from referencing me / quoting me, I am a child of God and I wish to remain pure.

I will corrupt your soul with my anime love. 🖤

[Freck]

Just now, BigBoss said:

Get out of here, it isnt pure. We must retreat immediately

Roger, if I stay here any longer the Lord will disown me!

Skiddadle Skidoodle, weebs are now noodles

[JBFox]

This is a crime against humanity.

 

[Freck]

2 minutes ago, Tessa said:

I will corrupt your soul with my anime love. 🖤

The more you try to "corrupt" me, the closer I lean to the Lord savior, Jesus christ. 

He died for my sins and he died for your sins, you are disrespecting his eternal sacrifice by being a weeaboo! You're the reason we can't have nice things.. 

Edited December 6, 2018 by Freck

[Sparklez]

Just now, Freck said:

The more you try to "corrupt" me, the closer I mean to the Lord savior, Jesus christ. 

He died for my sins and he died for your sins, you are disrespecting his eternal sacrifice by being a weeaboo! You're the reason we can't have nice things.. 

I am NOT a weeaboo. Read the post and you will soon find out the truth, my newly corrupt follower.

[Freck]

Just now, Tessa said:

I am NOT a weeaboo. Read the post and you will soon find out the truth, my newly corrupt follower.

I don't think you can just claim me, are you that eradicated from reality?

 

You need help. 

You need Jesus.

You need Religion.

 

[Sparklez]

1 minute ago, Freck said:

I don't think you can just claim me, are you that eradicated from reality?

 

You need help. 

You need Jesus.

You need Religion.

 

You have no idea what reality is. My child, you are lost in a pool of depression and autism.

[Freck]

Just now, Tessa said:

You have no idea what reality is. My child, you are lost in a pool of depression and autism.

1. I am not your child.

2. I do not have autism.

3. I am only slightly depressed.

 

Maybe it's you thats the issue, seeing as you're the creator of this monstrosity of a post.

 

 

[Sparklez]

1 minute ago, Freck said:

1. I am not your child.

2. I do not have autism.

3. I am only slightly depressed.

 

Maybe it's you thats the issue, seeing as you're the creator of this monstrosity of a post.

 

 

NONSENSE, such foul words will corrupt the system. There is only one god. Her name is Anime.

[Tristan]

[Freck]

Just now, Tessa said:

NONSENSE, such foul words will corrupt the system. There is only one god. Her name is Anime.

Denial is the best form of truth.

You are a weeb.

You need help.

You need Jesus.

 

The Lord is willing to forgive and forget if you accept your issues and repent

[Sparklez]

Just now, Freck said:

Denial is the best form of truth.

You are a weeb.

You need help.

You need Jesus.

 

The Lord is willing to forgive and forget if you accept your issues and repent

I... I... No... NO! YOU ARE WRONG! YOU ARE THE WEEB HERE, I AM YOUR SAVIOR!

[JBFox]

When this thread is just a subtle way for Tessa to get her post count up.....

[Freck]

Just now, Tessa said:

I... I... No... NO! YOU ARE WRONG! YOU ARE THE WEEB HERE, I AM YOUR SAVIOR!

 “Turn away from your sins, because the Kingdom of heaven is near!” (Matthew 4:17)

[Sparklez]

Just now, JBFox said:

When this thread is just a subtle way for Tessa to get her post count up.....

Vro, Idc about post count. It doesn't give me anything. This is more about building up my autism levels.

[Freck]

Repent, then, of this evil plan of yours, and pray to the Lord that he will forgive you for thinking such a thing as this. (Acts 8:22)

[Sparklez]

Just now, Doc said:

Your defense is crumbling...false prophet. 

NEVER! I will save you from yourself by KILLING YOU!

[Freck]

If we confess our sins, he is faithful and just and will forgive us our sins and purify us from all unrighteousness. 1 John - 1:19

[Freck]

Come near to God and he will come near to you. Wash your hands, you sinners, and purify your hearts, you double-minded.

[Bruno]

Freck is big gay, but anime is too

[Freck]

"What then? Shall we sin because we are not under the law but under grace? By no means!" Romans 6:15

[traditional]

2 minutes ago, Freck said:

Come near to God and he will come near to you. Wash your hands, you sinners, and purify your hearts, you double-minded.

time for a fucking crusade brothers

[Freck]

Just now, traditional said:

time for a fucking crusade brothers

Direct my footsteps according to your word;
let no sin rule over me.

Psalms  119:133

[Freck]

1 minute ago, Doc said:

I think we’ve found the two sides of the spectrum here. 

@Freck spouting the word of his lord...

 

@Tessa starting an anime revolution that seems to be failing...

The Lord always prevails, I am simply trying to save her from her eternal place in hell, not even purgatory will accept her!

 

[zoink]

you're a weeb? sorry I can't be weeaboos!

[traditional]

1 minute ago, Freck said:

The Lord always prevails, I am simply trying to save her from her eternal place in hell, not even purgatory will accept her!

 

I am a servant of the fallen angel Lucifer, but both God and Lucifer has two mortal enemies in common; weebs and furries

[Freck]

1 minute ago, traditional said:

I am a servant of the fallen angel Lucifer, but both God and Lucifer has two mortal enemies in common; weebs and furries

Differences will be set aside, in order to prevail, the inevitable fate of those who clearly don't understand, the righteousness of life.

Destroying them is our only choice.

 

 

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[Chop]

Hey guys did you know they did surgery on a grape 

 

Kachow 

 

@JBFox bad

 

Also there is no good anime 

Edited December 6, 2018 by Chop

[Unkindled]

Are you watching goblin slayer atm?

[Esitt]

nightmare clone!

he is the only one who can give us fan fics

[Stockings]

yuck

[Freck]

Jesus is the only answer.

 

[Bbstine]

Tessa Brooks, you need Jesus in your life. 

[COC4IN3]

ITSA TRAAAAAP

[Derv]

ur retarded...

[Natsu]

@Bbstine '

WHAT do you mean' xddddddddddd memes from ttt

 

Edited December 7, 2018 by Natsu

[Wombat]

Yucky

[Shakes.]

[Ron]