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Okay Jesus get ready, 

Laid with both men and women

I do not believe in religion but I believe in science

I've killed animals for both sport and food

I've shot a man

3 of these are truths and 1 is a lie...you decide which ones you'll repent for me.

Good luck.

WAS MEDIC

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1 minute ago, ttv.TheMedicTV said:

Okay Jesus get ready, 

Laid with both men and women

I do not believe in religion but I believe in science

I've killed animals for both sport and food

I've shot a man

3 of these are truths and 1 is a lie...you decide which ones you'll repent for me.

Good luck.

I will help you repent all of them.  May the spirit of God guide you. 

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1 hour ago, Phil said:

I insert pp into my English teacher because she looks like Lisa Ann. 

I am now banned from attending her classes. 

That may be allowed in the false prophets Quran, but not in our books... Amen.  

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1 hour ago, JesusChrist said:

I will help you repent all of them.  May the spirit of God guide you. 

You dun fucked up now. 3 of those are true, so assisting me in repenting the truth is an act of heresy, welcome to becoming a sinner.

WAS MEDIC

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I killed 2 people

i smuggle drugs

i lie 

I cheat

i stole my moms virginity 

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14 hours ago, Blueberry Juice said:

If depression is a sin than I'm going to need more than Jesus to be forgiven

You need God. 

I am here to guide you on the path of God. He is almighty and great.  /G\

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Forgive me, father, for I have sinned, 

I joined a CWRP server :( 

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I told my girlfriend she looked ugly in some clothes

i called my mom a bitch behind her back

i said the n word 

i beat someone up because I assume they were hittin on my friends girl

i beat my brother

i stole my friends water 

I called nigel a taliban 

i played fortnite

i have a life

i spent around 3000 hours on a militaryRP server just to end up getting permabanned for chargebacks

i sucked my higher ups off

im from Alabama 

im American 

im Hispanic 

im a american-hispanic

I punched and broke my laptop

threw my laptop out my window

Didnt use a condom

I still play Minecraft and Roblox 

i play GMod 

I go to church but still question if god is real

I took my friends girl for a day and it ended up being a tranny

i kissed a guy on accident 

Had sex before marriage and been laid too many times for my age

my generation fucked me up so I fucked them up

I pee on the toilet seat

i got the wrong color contacts so now I look weird and blamed it on my dog

i ate my dog

i called my teacher fat

i called my cousin phat

I fucked my cousin yeye

 

Edited by Papa Piff

“I’m not toxic, It’s just hard not to treat you like an idiot” ~ Logic

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36 minutes ago, Papa Piff said:

I told my girlfriend she looked ugly in some clothes

i called my mom a bitch behind her back

i said the n word 

i beat someone up because I assume they were hittin on my friends girl

i beat my brother

i stole my friends water 

I called nigel a taliban 

i played fortnite

i have a life

i spent around 3000 hours on a militaryRP server just to end up getting permabanned for chargebacks

i sucked my higher ups off

im from Alabama 

im American 

im Hispanic 

im a american-hispanic

I punched and broke my laptop

threw my laptop out my window

Didnt use a condom

I still play Minecraft and Roblox 

i play GMod 

I go to church but still question if god is real

I took my friends girl for a day and it ended up being a tranny

i kissed a guy on accident 

Had sex before marriage and been laid too many times for my age

my generation fucked me up so I fucked them up

I pee on the toilet seat

i got the wrong color contacts so now I look weird and blamed it on my dog

i ate my dog

i called my teacher fat

i called my cousin phat

I fucked my cousin yeye

 

You're well and truly fucked. But its okay, I'm here to help you. Just make sure you pray everyday and that you say the words "Amen" after every message you send. That will keep you. Blessed. 

 

Amen.

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