Zim

Y'all don't remember the ancient texts.. smh. ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ ᴅᴀʏs ᴏғ ᴏʟᴅ ᴡʜᴇɴ ᴛʜᴇ ʟᴇᴀᴅᴇʀs ғᴀᴄᴇᴅ ᴄᴏʀʀᴜᴘᴛɪᴏɴ ᴀɴᴅ ᴛʜᴇ sᴇʀᴠᴇʀ ᴄᴏᴜʟᴅɴ'ᴛ ʜᴀɴᴅʟᴇ ᴀɴ ᴀʀᴄ-¹⁷⁰ ᴀᴍᴏɴɢ ᴀ sᴇʀᴠᴇʀ ᴏғ ᴄʀᴀsʜᴇs ᴀɴᴅ ᴅᴀʀᴋɴᴇss ᴛʜᴇʀᴇ ᴡᴀs ʙᴜᴛ ᴀ ɢʟɪᴍᴍᴇʀ ᴏғ ʜᴏᴘᴇ ᴀ ʜᴏᴘᴇ ᴏɴᴇ ᴡᴏᴜʟᴅ ʙʀɪɴɢ ᴄʟᴀʀɪᴛʏ ᴏɴᴇ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴇɴᴏᴜɢʜ ᴅᴇᴘʀᴇssɪᴏɴ ғᴏʀ ᴛʜᴇ ᴡᴏʀʟᴅ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄʜᴏsᴇɴ ᴏɴᴇ

You guys are all idiots. It's clearly Tatooine.. just look at all that sand.

You have a unit with a huge armor buff and shields, why the fuck would the heaviest unit be airborne..

Seeya around buddy. Good luck out there.

My entire time here. It was meant to be a hour. dab.

The whole fact that I joined this community to troll and get banned, but I ended up owning it for multiple months. That is truley madness.

Appreciate the time and work you have put in. We here at Synergy obviously wish you the best moving forward. It's the hard work and self dedication you showed within my team that helps you suceed in life. All the best JB, I seriously hope things go well for you.

So, a long while ago, when I was doing my extensive testing of content, I download a shit ton of addons, and found this golden gem within on of them. I totally forgot to share it, so here you go before I delete it forever. "April 6th 2016 Ayyy April fools was good. I had a good laugh. I hope you did too. Probably not, haha! I'm fucking serious about the bullshit rules though. RDM, NLR, Advertising raid and FearRP are all, in increasing order, god damn bullshit. Try running your shitty server without them. It will make your server less shitty. Replace advertising raid with the demand that people who get raided should call the cops. Replace NLR with not NLR. Just stop giving a shit when someone kills their killer. Replace RDM with MassDM. Start getting an admin involved when someone's mass killing everyone. And last but not least, FearRP. I don't know what cunt made that bullshit up. It's by far the most retarded rule. Get rid of it altogether. When a mugger walks up to a player and says "Mug, drop x or die", and the player runs away, have the mugger shoot the fucker. When the mugger calls an admin for "FearRP", just kick or ban the mugger for being a dumb, admin addicted cunt. Also, people who say "Admin to me" in OOC chat without saying anything about their situation are to be kicked or at least yelled at very loudly. Fuck those people. More rant: Stop putting people on roofs to interrogate them you god damn incompetent shit admins. Seriously, what use does a "roof session" ever have? Everyone /always/ lies. You don't get ANY information by interrogating people, ever. When someone reports a player for some rule they're breaking (and for fuck's sake, not the ones mentioned above), just start spectating the cunts and see if they do it again. If they do, ban the fuckers. If they don't, let the offense slip. Accept that shit may have happened once, but you didn't see it. Repeat offenders should not be on the server. People making one mistake should not be punished too harshly anyway." I hope you enjoyed this as much as I did way back in the day.

Did you try.. idk.. finding them? @Papa Piff [Seriously though, make sure you have CSS textures installed, as well as HL2 Ep1. + Ep 2.]

@JesusChrist

I'll run it. I would make sure there is balance.. that it is.. managed..

Hold me.

It's funny cause Anakin burns or something.

Mesa knowin the problem! Issa broken!

On a serious, to help you out. Offical status of each - excluding personal opinion. Joah - Still Active Mods - Still Active, helped create alot of the original server, took a long break prior, now devs. Sparks - Demoted, Caused Drama, didn't do his job. Indox - Demoted, Didn't do his job. Jek - Demoted, Favoritism, Abuse of Power, Corruption, Bullying, Failure to do his job etc. Zim - Semi Active, Used to do tons of work developing but left for life, mostly around as requested. Square - Still active. Jackson - Still Active Dill - MIA (Dill is a meme, not a true founder.. I think?)

You know I wouldn't lose that gold.

Ahem.. Let me show you the tale of Jek.. pull up a seat young lasses and lads. One year ago, ᴡʜᴇɴ ɪ sᴛɪʟʟ ᴛʏᴘᴇᴅ ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴛʜɪs, we had a founder.. one more corrupted then the orcs themselves..

"I've watched so many of my brother fall during this war.."

Imagine not having to code in all the Sith sabers anymore. +1 Imagine being the one who coded in all the current ones and lost so much of my time and life.. -1 Big sad.

I'm sure mine isn't even close to being completely right, it's been some time. Here is the travel: PS1 Crash Bandicoot Dogz [Friends House] Xbox Halo 3 [Freiends House] Xbox Modern warfair 2 [PS2] Crash Bandicoot Lord of the Rings Starwars Battle Front 2 [PS3] Modern Warfair 2 / 3. Black Ops Black Ops 2 [PC] Minecraft Hunger Games Gmod DarkRP [Reloaded] Minecraft Adventure Maps Minecraft Survival Payday 2 Gmod Minegames Gmod HL2 RP Nazi Zombies (Big blur for a couple years) SCP RP Leauge of Legends SWRP (More blur) Hosting SWRP Payday 2 BF4 (more blur) And finally Gmod SWRP again, here. Thanks to Wolf.

I'm actually a cunt, but I pretend my statements are jokes. When people catch on, they say I am a meme.