We can’t bust heads like we used to—but we have our ways. One trick is to tell them stories that don’t go anywhere like the time I caught the LAAT over to Endor. I needed a new heel for my boot, so I decided to go to Kashyyk map which is what they called Endor in those days. So, I tied an onion to my belt which was the style at the time. Now, to take the LAAT cost a nickel. And in those days, nickels had pictures of Blurrg on ‘em. ‘Give me five Blurrgs for a quarter,’ you’d say. Now, where were we? Oh, yeah! The important thing was that I had an onion on my belt which was the style at the time. They didn’t have white onions because of the war. The only thing you could get was those big yellow ones. Anyways, thats why we shouldnt add 327th back.