Guest Posted July 17, 2017 Report Share Posted July 17, 2017 So recently, @Riddler and Tristan has declared war on the Odinson clans by forming the McGregors. @Kazane and @Llama/Yoda alongside myself will not tolerate this insolence. If you want to become an Odinson, please write an application below. NAME: What makes you believe you deserve to go to Valhalla: Name examples where you have adhered to our warrior culture How can you offer yourself to the Odinson leaders (Kazane and I) IN LOVING MEMORY OF CHUMBUS Link to comment
zoink Posted July 17, 2017 Report Share Posted July 17, 2017 Nightmare What makes You believe you deserve to go to Valhalla: Gang Gang and Im a Fan fic God Name examples where you have adhered to our warrior culture: I slay the Poos and I slay everyone with my neck How can you offer yourself to the Odinson Leaders: Fan Fics and drive bys 2 Report Link to comment
Guest Posted July 17, 2017 Report Share Posted July 17, 2017 10 minutes ago, Nightmare The Fan Fic God said: Nightmare What makes You believe you deserve to go to Valhalla: Gang Gang and Im a Fan fic God Name examples where you have adhered to our warrior culture: I slay the Poos and I slay everyone with my neck How can you offer yourself to the Odinson Leaders: Fan Fics and drive bys Accepted. Link to comment
Kazane Posted July 17, 2017 Report Share Posted July 17, 2017 (edited) @Wolfro BRANCH FAMILY, YOU MUST COMMIT, HAIL ODINSON, HAIL ThorisonS Edited July 17, 2017 by Kazane Link to comment
Hudson Posted July 18, 2017 Report Share Posted July 18, 2017 Clan Auditore now and forever. Hudson, The Helmetless. Formerly Of: 41st Elite Corps & Green Company, Coruscant Guard, 327th Star Corps, Galactic Marines, Special Operations, 187th Legion, Defense and Recon Regimental Commander, 212th Attack Battalion, RANCOR, and for Jedi General Quinlan Vos and Jedi Advisor Shaak Ti. Link to comment
Asianae Posted July 18, 2017 Report Share Posted July 18, 2017 NAME: Asianae What makes you believe you deserve to go to Valhalla: I'm Asian and I was taught kung fu and tae kwon do when I was a little baby and I'm not doing anything to fight for my honor. This is my chance. Name examples where you have adhered to our warrior culture: Not entirely true bb but I am Forseen's asian baby. I know Kung Fu and Tae Kwon Do, I'm a baby warrior. How can you offer yourself to the Odinson leaders (Kazane and I) : My ninja skills. Link to comment
Fido™ Posted July 18, 2017 Report Share Posted July 18, 2017 NAME: Fido What makes you believe you deserve to go to Valhalla: top kek memer Name examples where you have adhered to our warrior culture: i bring all the bitches to my yard How can you offer yourself to the Odinson leaders (Kazane and I): whenever people see me they run out of hideousness P.S. chumbus is a dead meme Link to comment
Guest Posted July 18, 2017 Report Share Posted July 18, 2017 27 minutes ago, Fido™ said: NAME: Fido What makes you believe you deserve to go to Valhalla: top kek memer Name examples where you have adhered to our warrior culture: i bring all the bitches to my yard How can you offer yourself to the Odinson leaders (Kazane and I): whenever people see me they run out of hideousness P.S. chumbus is a dead meme accepted Link to comment
Guest Posted July 18, 2017 Report Share Posted July 18, 2017 51 minutes ago, Asianae said: NAME: Asianae What makes you believe you deserve to go to Valhalla: I'm Asian and I was taught kung fu and tae kwon do when I was a little baby and I'm not doing anything to fight for my honor. This is my chance. Name examples where you have adhered to our warrior culture: Not entirely true bb but I am Forseen's asian baby. I know Kung Fu and Tae Kwon Do, I'm a baby warrior. How can you offer yourself to the Odinson leaders (Kazane and I) : My ninja skills. accepted Link to comment
Guest Posted July 18, 2017 Report Share Posted July 18, 2017 23 minutes ago, Tristan said: Clan McGregor forever FUCK YOU Link to comment
Tristan Posted July 18, 2017 Report Share Posted July 18, 2017 2 minutes ago, Faoeoa said: FUCK YOU <3 Link to comment
Kazane Posted July 18, 2017 Report Share Posted July 18, 2017 @Tristan we will be throwing hands in sim room 1 , fight night. 1 Report Link to comment
Egg Posted July 18, 2017 Report Share Posted July 18, 2017 NAME: Egg What makes you believe you deserve to go to Valhalla: Average quality memes and slight retardation Name examples where you have adhered to our warrior culture: Meme hard all day every day How can you offer yourself to the Odinson leaders: Decent memes and an army of weapons grade autism Link to comment
Kodiak Posted July 18, 2017 Report Share Posted July 18, 2017 NAME: Kodiak What makes you believe you deserve to go to Valhalla: I am a bear that's learned to play games, but still lacking opposable thumbs Name examples where you have adhered to our warrior culture The Great Gods of Warhammer have Blessed Kazane and I many times before in our battles against the Chaos Gods and those Damned Vampires How can you offer yourself to the Odinson leaders (Kazane and I) Heavy Weapons, Bear Support and Dark Humor Link to comment
Wolfro Posted July 18, 2017 Report Share Posted July 18, 2017 (edited) Clan Thorison We beat you all on the field of battle and for the honor of Valhalla!!! We stand by our brothers in Clan Odinson!!! Edited July 18, 2017 by Wolfro 1 Report Link to comment
Orange Posted July 18, 2017 Report Share Posted July 18, 2017 What makes you believe you deserve to go to Valhalla: I dont know what Odins valhalla is Name examples where you have adhered to our warrior culture: What does that mean? How can you offer yourself to the Odinson leaders (Kazane and I) I will give my body after I die to you guys instead of the scientists Link to comment
Kazane Posted July 18, 2017 Report Share Posted July 18, 2017 8 hours ago, Egg said: NAME: Egg What makes you believe you deserve to go to Valhalla: Average quality memes and slight retardation Name examples where you have adhered to our warrior culture: Meme hard all day every day How can you offer yourself to the Odinson leaders: Decent memes and an army of weapons grade autism ACCEPTED 8 hours ago, Kodiak said: NAME: Kodiak What makes you believe you deserve to go to Valhalla: I am a bear that's learned to play games, but still lacking opposable thumbs Name examples where you have adhered to our warrior culture The Great Gods of Warhammer have Blessed Kazane and I many times before in our battles against the Chaos Gods and those Damned Vampires How can you offer yourself to the Odinson leaders (Kazane and I) Heavy Weapons, Bear Support and Dark Humor ACCEPTED 5 hours ago, Orange said: What makes you believe you deserve to go to Valhalla: I dont know what Odins valhalla is Name examples where you have adhered to our warrior culture: What does that mean? How can you offer yourself to the Odinson leaders (Kazane and I) I will give my body after I die to you guys instead of the scientists ACCEPTED Link to comment
Patar Posted July 18, 2017 Report Share Posted July 18, 2017 NAME: Patar What makes you believe you deserve to go to Valhalla: Because I am an underaged child abuser Name examples where you have adhered to our warrior culture abusing children and anime body pillows How can you offer yourself to the Odinson leaders (Kazane and I) abuse Link to comment
Extinzion Posted July 18, 2017 Report Share Posted July 18, 2017 NAME: Extinzion What makes you believe you deserve to go to Valhalla: I have the culture in my blood, I'm a maddafakking Swed. Name examples where you have adhered to our warrior culture: I'm Scandinavian people always bring up viking stuff when they realize that I'm Swedish How can you offer yourself to the Odinson leaders (Kazane and I): My viking melee skills, go aggressive go hard. | Another one of those pesky OGs | | Forums residentsleeper | Link to comment
Kazane Posted July 18, 2017 Report Share Posted July 18, 2017 8 hours ago, Patar said: NAME: Patar What makes you believe you deserve to go to Valhalla: Because I am an underaged child abuser Name examples where you have adhered to our warrior culture abusing children and anime body pillows How can you offer yourself to the Odinson leaders (Kazane and I) abuse yes! ACCEPTED 7 hours ago, Extinzion said: NAME: Extinzion What makes you believe you deserve to go to Valhalla: I have the culture in my blood, I'm a maddafakking Swed. Name examples where you have adhered to our warrior culture: I'm Scandinavian people always bring up viking stuff when they realize that I'm Swedish How can you offer yourself to the Odinson leaders (Kazane and I): My viking melee skills, go aggressive go hard. ACCEPTED BROTHER! Link to comment
Lantern Posted July 19, 2017 Report Share Posted July 19, 2017 (edited) NAME: Lantern What makes you believe you deserve to go to Valhalla: It's in my blood (I'm Danish if you didn't realise) Name examples where you have adhered to our warrior culture: Every time I drink of my enemy skulls How can you offer yourself to the Odinson leaders (Kazane and I) My Danish Autism Edited July 19, 2017 by Lantern Link to comment
Kazane Posted July 20, 2017 Report Share Posted July 20, 2017 16 hours ago, Lantern said: NAME: Lantern What makes you believe you deserve to go to Valhalla: It's in my blood (I'm Danish if you didn't realise) Name examples where you have adhered to our warrior culture: Every time I drink of my enemy skulls How can you offer yourself to the Odinson leaders (Kazane and I) My Danish Autism WELCOME BROTHER. Link to comment
Mereel Posted July 20, 2017 Report Share Posted July 20, 2017 I've been an Odinson for a long time fao Link to comment
Guest Posted July 20, 2017 Report Share Posted July 20, 2017 10 hours ago, Mereel said: I've been an Odinson for a long time fao accepted Link to comment
Boris Posted July 20, 2017 Report Share Posted July 20, 2017 (edited) NAME: Comrade Boris What makes you believe you deserve to go to Valhalla: Im a Commie Name examples where you have adhered to our warrior culture: In 3rd grade I got into a fight and got detention for 3 days. How can you offer yourself to the Odinson leaders (Kazane and I): I think I have a few ushankas i could spare to your cause. Edited July 20, 2017 by Boris Link to comment
Guest Posted July 21, 2017 Report Share Posted July 21, 2017 1 hour ago, Boris said: NAME: Comrade Boris What makes you believe you deserve to go to Valhalla: Im a Commie Name examples where you have adhered to our warrior culture: In 3rd grade I got into a fight and got detention for 3 days. How can you offer yourself to the Odinson leaders (Kazane and I): I think I have a few ushankas i could spare to your cause. accepted Link to comment
Firat/Abi Posted July 21, 2017 Report Share Posted July 21, 2017 NAME: Firat What makes you believe you deserve to go to Valhalla: Im danish Name examples where you have adhered to our warrior culture: Danish again dont you get it? How can you offer yourself to the Odinson leaders (Kazane and I): THIS! Link to comment
Kazane Posted July 21, 2017 Report Share Posted July 21, 2017 16 hours ago, Firat said: NAME: Firat What makes you believe you deserve to go to Valhalla: Im danish Name examples where you have adhered to our warrior culture: Danish again dont you get it? How can you offer yourself to the Odinson leaders (Kazane and I): THIS! 5 ACCEPTED BROTHER@@#$@#$ Link to comment
JBFox Posted July 21, 2017 Report Share Posted July 21, 2017 NAME: JBFox What makes you believe you deserve to go to Valhalla: I'm ok at video games and i love spicy memes. Name examples where you have adhered to our warrior culture: How can you offer yourself to the Odinson leaders (Kazane and I) I can spy on the Mcgregors and i make a mean Ramen package. Link to comment
Zero Posted July 22, 2017 Report Share Posted July 22, 2017 NAME: Pop / Zero What makes you believe you deserve to go to Valhalla: I make cereal. Name examples where you have adhered to our warrior culture: I once made some burnt cereal! How can you offer yourself to the Odinson leaders (Kazane and I): I can make YOU some burnt cereal! Link to comment
Kazane Posted July 22, 2017 Report Share Posted July 22, 2017 18 hours ago, JBFox said: NAME: JBFox What makes you believe you deserve to go to Valhalla: I'm ok at video games and i love spicy memes. Name examples where you have adhered to our warrior culture: How can you offer yourself to the Odinson leaders (Kazane and I) I can spy on the Mcgregors and i make a mean Ramen package. WELCOME BROTHER! 38 minutes ago, Zero said: NAME: Pop / Zero What makes you believe you deserve to go to Valhalla: I make cereal. Name examples where you have adhered to our warrior culture: I once made some burnt cereal! How can you offer yourself to the Odinson leaders (Kazane and I): I can make YOU some burnt cereal! NO CEREAL! BUT WELCOME! Link to comment
Ams Posted July 22, 2017 Report Share Posted July 22, 2017 NAME:Ams What makes you believe you deserve to go to Valhalla: Im a box from sweden, enough said... Name examples where you have adhered to our warrior culture: I just went out a slayed our enemies. How can you offer yourself to the Odinson leaders (Kazane and I): My dumb ass is funny and does work Link to comment
Ardell Posted July 22, 2017 Report Share Posted July 22, 2017 (edited) NAME: Ardell What makes you believe you deserve to go to Valhalla: My Autistic screeching Name examples where you have adhered to our warrior culture: Me screeching into battle and teabagging some noobs. How can you offer yourself to the Odinson leaders (Kazane and I) My virginity and my soul. Edited July 22, 2017 by Ardell Link to comment
Kazane Posted July 23, 2017 Report Share Posted July 23, 2017 21 hours ago, Ams said: NAME:Ams What makes you believe you deserve to go to Valhalla: Im a box from sweden, enough said... Name examples where you have adhered to our warrior culture: I just went out a slayed our enemies. How can you offer yourself to the Odinson leaders (Kazane and I): My dumb ass is funny and does work 19 hours ago, Ardell said: NAME: Ardell What makes you believe you deserve to go to Valhalla: My Autistic screeching Name examples where you have adhered to our warrior culture: Me screeching into battle and teabagging some noobs. How can you offer yourself to the Odinson leaders (Kazane and I) My virginity and my soul. WELCOME BROTHERS! .aRDELL WE WILL KEEP YOU PURE TO USE YOUR BLOOD FOR MAGICS! Link to comment
Jigga Posted July 23, 2017 Report Share Posted July 23, 2017 NAME: Jigga What makes you believe you deserve to go to Valhalla: I am good at sucking dick Name examples where you have adhered to our warrior culture: When I sucked your nan How can you offer yourself to the Odinson leaders (Kazane and I): My dick sucking skills Link to comment
Tony Posted July 23, 2017 Report Share Posted July 23, 2017 Tony I have a crazy cool war cry. im good at recon, and im a karate master When i split enemy heads in half with a small twig and a rope my recon skills, and my cool war cry. also the cool splitting heads open trick Link to comment
Kazane Posted July 25, 2017 Report Share Posted July 25, 2017 On 7/23/2017 at 4:44 PM, Tony said: Tony I have a crazy cool war cry. im good at recon, and im a karate master When i split enemy heads in half with a small twig and a rope my recon skills, and my cool war cry. also the cool splitting heads open trick welcome brother! wash OFF WASH ON! On 7/23/2017 at 2:50 PM, Jigga said: NAME: Jigga What makes you believe you deserve to go to Valhalla: I am good at sucking dick Name examples where you have adhered to our warrior culture: When I sucked your nan How can you offer yourself to the Odinson leaders (Kazane and I): My dick sucking skills I'll allow it. Link to comment
Kazane Posted July 26, 2017 Report Share Posted July 26, 2017 4 hours ago, Riddler said: u suck <3 Link to comment
Riot (Number) Posted July 31, 2017 Report Share Posted July 31, 2017 NAME: Number What makes you believe you deserve to go to Valhalla: >having actual viking blood? Name examples where you have adhered to our warrior culture: When I take an axe and split you with it, then rape your white women How can you offer yourself to the Odinson leaders (Kazane and I) Destroying all enemies Link to comment
Nap Posted August 2, 2017 Report Share Posted August 2, 2017 NAME: Nap What makes you believe you deserve to go to Valhalla: I eat ass Name examples where you have adhered to our warrior culture: O O F T I M I Z E D a server single-handedly by turning off the K-Pop in the cinema How can you offer yourself to the Odinson leaders (Kazane and I): IDFK i'll get a meth addict hooker to suck your dick for 2 cents. NOT ONLY THAT but i will offer you with this important information on evolution. This intel must be protected. Link to comment
Kazane Posted August 4, 2017 Report Share Posted August 4, 2017 On 7/31/2017 at 2:29 PM, Riot (Number) said: NAME: Number What makes you believe you deserve to go to Valhalla: >having actual viking blood? Name examples where you have adhered to our warrior culture: When I take an axe and split you with it, then rape your white women How can you offer yourself to the Odinson leaders (Kazane and I) Destroying all enemies IDK ABOUT THE bad cat above but ACCEPTED Link to comment
Star Killer 14 Posted August 4, 2017 Report Share Posted August 4, 2017 NAME: Hammer/Astral/Astro What makes you believe you deserve to go to Valhalla: I thirst for the blood of my enemies and have the infamous Hammer passed down by the Gods themselves. Name examples where you have adhered to our warrior culture: I have destroyed armies of hundreds with one sweep of my infamous Hammer and have made the most strongest leaders cry and beg for mercy with a simple glare. How can you offer yourself to the Odinson leaders (Kazane and I): I offer you my secret expertise with cooking and my strength with my infamous Hammer! Link to comment
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