COC4IN3 Posted May 9, 2019 Report Share Posted May 9, 2019 Hi, I am Jesus Christ and I am here to let you guys repent your sins and all will be forgiven. I promise you that if you accept god into your life, you will live a great life and then eventually be in paradise. Peace be upon you. AMEN. Link to comment
COC4IN3 Posted May 9, 2019 Author Report Share Posted May 9, 2019 Holy virgin mary, you definitely need Jesus! 2 1 Report Link to comment
Scribbles Posted May 9, 2019 Report Share Posted May 9, 2019 Thank you for starring in @UneJamMut's videos. 1 Report Link to comment
UneJamMut Posted May 9, 2019 Report Share Posted May 9, 2019 You did a great job in my video very professional and great to work with https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LEviKHevlGY&feature=youtu.be&ab_channel=SuperGayFunTime Link to comment
Rolenth Posted May 9, 2019 Report Share Posted May 9, 2019 This shit is more fake than religion. WAS MEDIC Link to comment
BigZach Posted May 9, 2019 Report Share Posted May 9, 2019 Jesus, you have no mum or dad. Get rekt. At least batman has a butler. "I'm not toxic. You're just making it really hard to not treat you like an idiot." - Logic Link to comment
Scarecrow Posted May 9, 2019 Report Share Posted May 9, 2019 6 hours ago, Doc said: Hi JesusChrist!, I’m a catholic whore, currently enjoying Congress out of wedlock with my black Jewish boyfriend who works at a military abortion clinic. So, hail Satan, and have a lovely night. Heyyy I get the reference … its a good one Link to comment
Craigary Posted May 9, 2019 Report Share Posted May 9, 2019 I’m a Scientologist Ex HA | VA | SA | A | NA | GMC | GMM | GMO | GM | GH | TRO x4? | TR | RTR | Hunter | Darman | Mereel | Fixer | Etain | Anakin | Hett | Base ops Commander | Forum Mod | Ahsoka x2| Tyzen Xebec | cooker | Jesse | Tup | warthog - Everything else i was Link to comment
COC4IN3 Posted May 9, 2019 Author Report Share Posted May 9, 2019 I swear that this place is full of sinners and pray to false gods! This is absurd... I need to send a priest to this place to bless you. Link to comment
Retired Founder Forseen Posted May 9, 2019 Retired Founder Report Share Posted May 9, 2019 12 hours ago, ttv.TheMedicTV said: This shit is more fake than religion. More fake than Medic's presence in the Community! I miss you Link to comment
Bbstine Posted May 9, 2019 Report Share Posted May 9, 2019 Jesus, I own like three bibles and I've sinned alot. Can I please be washed away of all my misdeeds. 1 Report Link to comment
Firat/Abi Posted May 9, 2019 Report Share Posted May 9, 2019 I probably wouldn't call you Jesus but Issa Link to comment
COC4IN3 Posted May 9, 2019 Author Report Share Posted May 9, 2019 That would be classified as treason to Jesus Christ! Link to comment
Hayley Posted May 9, 2019 Report Share Posted May 9, 2019 My parents are christian, I am forced to be a christian, yet the bible contradicts itself. Link to comment
Snadvich Posted May 9, 2019 Report Share Posted May 9, 2019 Oh, I loved your work in Attack of the Clones Link to comment
COC4IN3 Posted May 9, 2019 Author Report Share Posted May 9, 2019 2 hours ago, Hayley said: My parents are christian, I am forced to be a christian, yet the bible contradicts itself. I will show you the way. I will send heavenly nuns to your doorstep and help you be one with God. 1 Report Link to comment
Freck Posted May 9, 2019 Report Share Posted May 9, 2019 (edited) As a heavy Catholic, I believe in the 4 marks of the church, for "I believe in ONE HOLY, APOSTOLIC CATHOLIC Church" but last week I walked into the church and saw your mum... now i believe in the 12 marks of the church.. your mum being the other 8.. Also, I don't think the Catholics are the body of the church anymore... your mum is that on her own hehe. Edited May 9, 2019 by Freck British Link to comment
COC4IN3 Posted May 9, 2019 Author Report Share Posted May 9, 2019 My mother is simply the best. She got pregnant without even taking her robes off. Thats the power of God. 3 Report Link to comment
Poe Posted May 10, 2019 Report Share Posted May 10, 2019 Ahhhh perfect. A great person to murder in my four horsemen event series. 327th Papa Attack Regimental x1 Bly x2 Link to comment
Luckyy Posted May 10, 2019 Report Share Posted May 10, 2019 Muslims are bad, so are protestants and Baptists and Jews, Catholics = #1 Link to comment
Usefulgamer Posted May 10, 2019 Report Share Posted May 10, 2019 3 hours ago, JesusChrist said: I will show you the way. I will send heavenly nuns to your doorstep and help you be one with God. Sir as you ordered the crusaders are ready to deploy at your command, just give us the word and we will airdrop them in as “missionaries” or “humanitarian workers” Current: Rancor Medic Previous: 327th Commander ARCL Useful, DU ARC Commander Jerome, CT PVT 1348 Useless Link to comment
COC4IN3 Posted May 10, 2019 Author Report Share Posted May 10, 2019 1 hour ago, Kool Kid Useful said: Sir as you ordered the crusaders are ready to deploy at your command, just give us the word and we will airdrop them in as “missionaries” or “humanitarian workers” You have my orders. Now you may fulfill Gods words and put them into action with immediate effect. 1 Report Link to comment
Usefulgamer Posted May 10, 2019 Report Share Posted May 10, 2019 1 hour ago, JesusChrist said: You have my orders. Now you may fulfill Gods words and put them into action with immediate effect. Yessir, and Deus Vult; Our first target will be the Middle East to secure our holy land because it is a uhh “tactical vantage point“ yes. 1 Report Current: Rancor Medic Previous: 327th Commander ARCL Useful, DU ARC Commander Jerome, CT PVT 1348 Useless Link to comment
Hero Posted May 10, 2019 Report Share Posted May 10, 2019 9 hours ago, JesusChrist said: You have my orders. Now you may fulfill Gods words and put them into action with immediate effect. DEUS VULT DEUS VULT DEUS VULT 1 Report Link to comment
Life- Posted May 10, 2019 Report Share Posted May 10, 2019 Im pretty sure calling yourself Jesus without being Jesus is a breach of the bible. You are the one who needs to be forgiven not is good Sir. Link to comment
Beast Posted May 10, 2019 Report Share Posted May 10, 2019 27 minutes ago, Josh Schneider said: Im pretty sure calling yourself Jesus without being Jesus is a breach of the bible. You are the one who needs to be forgiven not is good Sir. But he is Jesus he is here on the forums to have us repent for our sins and be forgiven. Former: Veteran Admin | 91st XO Razer | Trainer Manager | Assassin Sith Lord | Game Master| Link to comment
COC4IN3 Posted May 10, 2019 Author Report Share Posted May 10, 2019 42 minutes ago, Josh Schneider said: Im pretty sure calling yourself Jesus without being Jesus is a breach of the bible. You are the one who needs to be forgiven not is good Sir. You need further education. Maybe you should visit your local priest for help. Link to comment
Firat/Abi Posted May 10, 2019 Report Share Posted May 10, 2019 2 hours ago, Josh Schneider said: Im pretty sure calling yourself Jesus without being Jesus is a breach of the bible. You are the one who needs to be forgiven not is good Sir. Just be a "samfundstaber" or maybe even a "kultur beriger"? 1 Report Link to comment
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