Bobonater3 Posted March 2, 2019 Report Share Posted March 2, 2019 Whats you favorite pick-up lines? in person talking: "Ice cream, chips, chocolate, you, candy" her "what are you saying" "all of my favorite snacks!" At the club: *eye contact* make it seem like you singing the song to her reach out for both hands, spin her around to you. now you got that booty😉 texting (not a good idea 😂😞 "do you like to draw?" "because I can put the 'd' in raw" "Lets hit a home-run!" "do you want to be home or away?;) Link to comment
zoink Posted March 2, 2019 Report Share Posted March 2, 2019 my best pick up line "I am a jedi master and ex mace windu on a garrys mod clone wars rp server wanna date?" 7 Report Link to comment
Luckyy Posted March 2, 2019 Report Share Posted March 2, 2019 Mine is my name is Joah and I won a Garry's mode Star wars RP server Link to comment
Keo Posted March 2, 2019 Report Share Posted March 2, 2019 What if in the in person one instead of asking what you are talking about, she just calls you a retard and walks away? Link to comment
Hayley Posted March 2, 2019 Report Share Posted March 2, 2019 Will you be the maple syrup to my waffles Link to comment
Pxnda Posted March 2, 2019 Report Share Posted March 2, 2019 "Joah from hosthavoc here." Current: Rancor Panda | Honorary Consular Ex: Delta 38, Kom'rk Skirata x2, Mereel Skirata, A'den Skirata, Omega Squad Fi (XO), Foxtrot MDMK, 327th 1stLT, 501st 1stLT, 212th MAJ, 41st WO, Alpha ARC 22 WO 'Aven', 212th 1stLT Lycanthrope Link to comment
Heart Posted March 2, 2019 Report Share Posted March 2, 2019 Hey you forgot something in class back there my number B) (ngl I actually tried this lmao) Link to comment
Hero Posted March 2, 2019 Report Share Posted March 2, 2019 Hey girl are you a school? Cuz i wanna shoot some kids up inside you. am i allowed to say this? 2 Report Link to comment
Hayley Posted March 2, 2019 Report Share Posted March 2, 2019 Is that a lightsaber in your pocket? Or are you just happy to see me Link to comment
Retired Founder Zim Posted March 2, 2019 Retired Founder Report Share Posted March 2, 2019 6 hours ago, Nightmare said: my best pick up line "I am a jedi master and ex mace windu on a garrys mod clone wars rp server wanna date?" Hey, mine's similar. "I own a Gmod Starwars Roleplay Server." *Pants drop.* 1 Report Link to comment
Jorrdan Posted March 2, 2019 Report Share Posted March 2, 2019 I show them my elder knight Rank Link to comment
JBFox Posted March 2, 2019 Report Share Posted March 2, 2019 I don't do anything, cause I'm lonely and don't talk to girls. Link to comment
Usefulgamer Posted March 3, 2019 Report Share Posted March 3, 2019 Girls are yucky also I don’t need the love of no woman’s when I have the love of Jesus Christ 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏 1 1 Report Current: Rancor Medic Previous: 327th Commander ARCL Useful, DU ARC Commander Jerome, CT PVT 1348 Useless Link to comment
DEVGRUMarksman Posted March 3, 2019 Report Share Posted March 3, 2019 Baby I'm like a Rubiks cube, the more you play with me the harder I get. Do you like Harry Potter? Because I would like to slither into your chamber of secrets. Baby, well play CSGO and ill wall bang your double doors. 1 Report Link to comment
Bbstine Posted March 4, 2019 Report Share Posted March 4, 2019 Hey your forehead is so big I can land a plane full of children on it. Wanna fuck? 1 Report Link to comment
Beast Posted March 5, 2019 Report Share Posted March 5, 2019 Is your dad a terrorist? Becuase youre the bomb Did you grow up on a chicken farm? 'Cause you sure know how to raise a cock. Do you work at Subway? Because you just gave me a footlong. Are you a drill sergeant? Because you have my privates standing at attention. You remind me of a crop, because I wanna plow you. Former: Veteran Admin | 91st XO Razer | Trainer Manager | Assassin Sith Lord | Game Master| Link to comment
Beast Posted March 5, 2019 Report Share Posted March 5, 2019 On 3/2/2019 at 5:39 PM, Heart said: Hey you forgot something in class back there my number B) (ngl I actually tried this lmao) How did that go? Former: Veteran Admin | 91st XO Razer | Trainer Manager | Assassin Sith Lord | Game Master| Link to comment
Heart Posted March 5, 2019 Report Share Posted March 5, 2019 11 minutes ago, [SR] Beast [SA] said: How did that go? She was kinda interested but in the end it flopped 🦐 Link to comment
Bbstine Posted March 5, 2019 Report Share Posted March 5, 2019 19 minutes ago, Heart said: She was kinda interested but in the end it flopped 🦐 Good because your line was shit. Gotta use mine bro 1 Report Link to comment
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