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Steam Name: D.O.U.G

 

RP Name: Doug

 

Steam ID (SteamID Finder): STEAM_0:0:24698221

 

Experience: Green Leader, Master, Eeth Koth, Luminara

 

Why should you become Grand Master?: Stated in experience

 

Do you understand the lore of the Jedi Order (as relevant to Clone Wars)?: Yes

 

Availability: Always

 

Give a brief overview of your achievements on the server: In short, it is my destiny.... as a young man I was told that one day I will reach greatness, I thought to myself what is greatness?  Then like holy intervention it occurred to me I must be the all knowing one.... I must be Yoda.... Now being Yoda is a difficult goal to obtain considering that he is from a fantasy universe but I am a man of determination and I never let anything get in my way. I did extensive research and found the best way to manifest my dreams on a Clone Wars roleplay server. The day I first set eyes on Clone Wars RP was the day I knew my life would change, mostly negatively because of the massive amount of edginess I would be subjected to every day, but it was my destiny and I would do anything to achieve it. My first days on the server were tedious and boring I wondered the ship looking for something to pull me in but I was a lost soul driving through the universe. One day I stumbled onto a young man in robes and asked him who are you, he responded: "I am a Jedi Knight". I was then I knew I had found my path to what I wanted, Yoda. This day was the day I set out on my journey kissing the ass of masters who were almost completely inactive. They were dark days but I survived through willpower, but there was one more thing I found a group to whether my journey, the 41st Elite Corps.  They were my home throughout this journey, they were mostly friendly to my cause except a few. Some 41st accused me of meming which is a completely false accusation, they were dealt with swiftly. I normally don't like to name names but there are a few standouts.  There was an officer quickly rising through the ranks named Llama, although skilled he was a complete edgelord and had to be dealt with. Lucky for me there was an insurrection in the ranks and he was quickly demoted by our spineless commander Egg. There were others an officer named Ryanzabby who was obsessed with a "sport" called hockey, it is a terrible game filled with many homosexual men, tasteless and tacky. Although a decent officer he was not prepared for my abilities as a leader of men and was quickly in awe of me, as were all 41st members. To this day I am a god to them all and will forever be known as the best officer to ever serve. Back to my journey though I continued as a knight taking many padawans, although they were all mostly incompetent I trained them into perfection, some of them are Flynn (a complete disaster and I still wonder how he passed), Ryan (Alright), Beastly (I could only expect so much of a 5-year-old), Llama (Always tried to best me but always failed due to my superior intelligence), Koval (promising but was gifted his knight by a corrupt higher power). Eventually I had suffered long enough, or so I thought. I was finally of the high enough standing to be considered for master, I was brought up by a friend named Killer but was denied because they were jealous of my achievements and knew my true power. Around two weeks later I was again told I was up for consideration, this time it was different though, there was another 41st jedi up named Pyle. Pyle was a good jedi but nothing compared to me I was the chosen one but he was the the ass-kisser one. He knew who to impress to receive this honor, he made it seem like he was doing staff work to impress people, but I knew better. He was just as incompetent as the rest and when he received master before me it was a true disgrace, not only to me but the order as a whole. Two long weeks later I was eventually given the title of master and quickly proved my worth. Eventually I became master Eeth Koth who despite all his knowledge was not Yoda. During this time I noticed the fall of a once great Jedi branch, the Guardians. I took it apon myself to revive them single handedly. There were many people working against me but as usual I was successful creating the largest branch ever seen. Today people doubt my achievements in the Guardians but they are jealous, they they cannot do this things I have done.  This leads me to today… While writing this I realized that it is taking way longer then I had originally planned but besides that upon further thought on what is greatness I realized I am greatness and don't need to be a small green monster. I am more than a Jedi or Master I am God. A god doesn't need to apply for a position on forums he gives himself that position, so from this day forward I am Yoda and all of you will bow to me.

 

Do you have a microphone?: Yes

 

Where do you want the Jedi Order to be at the end of your term?:

I see the order in a great place with me in charge. For far too long it has been controlled by incompetents but I will bring it back to glory and respect. In fact with me as leader I expect nothing less than all jedi on the server and have formulated a plan to convince the republic of the Clones treachery. When this plan in enacted I will begin swift executions of all Clones, people will then realize they can only play Jedi and my goal will be

 

 

How do you plan to improve relations within the Jedi Order between branches?:

With someone as intelligent and charismatic as me at the helm there will be no conflict between branches. As god among men I will inspire all to be as great as me even know I know it is not possible.

 

Do you understand that if you go inactive that you will be removed from your position?:

Yes

 

Do you understand that your position has a two month term limit and you must reapply after two months to maintain your Grand Master rank?: Yes

 

 

My worthy apprentice, son of darkness, heir apparent to Lord Vader, where there was conflict I now sense resolve, where there was weakness, strength. Complete your training and fulfill your destiny JOAH. I will bring a new order to the Jedi council for I am the chosen one and this is my Destiny.


 

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