I Need Some Help On Minecraft

[Pot]

So I Was Playing Minecraft But I Couldn't Figure Out How To Craft A Girl Friend Can Somebody Tell Me The Recipe

[Shake]

NEUTRAL

[Black]

U need to burn yourself, then jump into the lake, destory 69 trees, find and kill 3 wolffes, then T-Bag a cow and u will find her at X:9013 Y:375 Z:-29

GOOD luck

[BigZach]

One thing I wouldn't do is ask twitch MODS.

[Darkk]

Ok so first you need to -Insert a bunch of random steps- And finally you realize none of this will happen and youll be alone the rest of your life like everyone else.

[Bananaberry]

did you install the right mod?

[Fizzik]

10 minutes ago, Bananaberry said:

did you install the right mod?

I think the post is a joke dude. 

[Shockpoint]

You gotta get one irl, matrix her into a USB, put her file in the mods folder, and boom, you've just commited first degree murder

[Shake]

thank you @Derv for this meme

Edited July 27, 2019 by Shake

[Craigary]

Just get a scanner, scan a picture of a smoking hot babe, convert the picture into texture format, replace the villagers texture with the smoking hot babe texture in the system files. then you have to go into your system 86 files and delete it all.

[Derv]

[Jags]

i heard jumping into lava actually helps you craft it faster

[Beanster768]

ive got the command, /give (your name) minecraft:gamer_girlfriend 1
hope it helped out

[Piff]

Die