Gucimus Lied on his Application | June First

[Thexan]

RP Name:

Thexan | Best Master In the Order of Course

Steam ID:

Redacted

Staff member you are reporting:

Metro | Gucimus

Staff Members Steam ID (If applicable):

Staff members are not people, but rather robots without identification.

Staff Members Wrong-Doing:

Where, oh where, should I begin telling you about how simple-minded Princess Gucimus is? How about here: Gucimus, like a playground bully with no friends, gets high from publishing blatantly vapid rhetoric as “education” for children to learn in school. I guess I should start by saying that her mischievous attempt to construct a creative response to my previous letter was absolutely pitiful. Really, Gucimus, stringing together a bunch of solecistic insults and seemingly random babble is hardly effective. It simply proves beyond a shadow of a doubt that I have begun to see, more and more, how our failure to replace randomness with purpose, ideology with strategy, and chaos with peace is reflected in our failure to establish clear, justifiable definitions of narcissism and Lysenkoism so that one can defend a decision to take action when her helpers take us over the edge of the abyss of hoodlumism. The situations are different, of course, but also similar. At the heart of both is Gucimus's success at writing off whole sections of society. At the heart of both, there's a denial of reality. At the heart of both, there's the observation that Gucimus maintains that there should be publicly financed centers of Pyrrhonism. This is a complete fabrication without a scintilla of truth in it. What's more, Gucimus labels anyone she doesn't like as “contemptible”. That might well be a better description of her.

Explain the situation:

We need to look beyond the most immediate and visible problems with Gucimus. We need to look at what is behind these problems and understand that Gucimus is seeking approval to grant libidinous buffoons the keys to the kingdom. We must not give in, in particular because her persistent moralizing makes me think that Gucimus's minions carry out orders like puppets obeying the puppeteer. I could write pages on the subject, but the following should suffice. Gucimus has written more than her fair share of lengthy, overworded, pseudo-intellectual tripe. In all such instances she conveniently overlooks the fact that people often get the impression that pesky upstarts and Gucimus's slaves are separate entities. Not so. When one catches cold, the other sneezes. As proof, note that we've all heard Gucimus yammer and whine about how she's being scapegoated again, the poor dear.  

Evidence (If applicable):

Gucimus's unreasonable comrades have been preventing people from thinking and visualizing beyond an increasingly psychologically caged existence. There must be justice and restitution for this, and those who are responsible for such cullionly behavior must be held accountable. I suggest we begin by creating greater public understanding of the damage caused by Gucimus's outbursts. Doing so will at least prove that we are passing a tipping point. The damage that Gucimus's poxy platitudes have caused to our society is unlikely to be repaired or put into remission, much less reversed, even if we successfully halt the destructive process that is carrying our civilization toward extinction. So let's stay focused on challenging the soft bigotry of low expectations while never forgetting that Gucimus's pontifications do not represent progress. They represent insanity masquerading as progress. In no sense do I advocate evading or defying the law in order to make an impartial and well-informed evaluation of the advantages and disadvantages of Gucimus's diegeses. That would lead to anarchy. Instead, I advocate transforming our pending national elegy into a creative psalm of brotherhood, as doing so leads people towards an understanding of how Gucimus's expedients are a logical absurdity, a series of deductions from a premise that has been denied. Speaking of absurdities, there's a chance that Gucimus will make me the target of a constant, consistent, systematic, sustained campaign of attacks by next weekend. Well, that's extremely speculative, but it is clear today that Gucimus struts like a god on Mount Olympus, looking down on us mortals below. And let me tell you, Gucimus says that the health effects of secondhand smoke are negligible. This is patently absurd, as even a cursory examination of the facts will prove. In any event, if you look back over some of my older letters, you'll see that I predicted that Gucimus would threaten the existence of human life, perhaps all life on the planet. And, as I predicted, she did. But you know, that was not a difficult prediction to make. Anyone who has bothered to learn even a little about Gucimus could have made the same prediction. I'd rant on, but this letter is getting too long, and I want to be sure to say before it ends that Princess Gucimus's unquenchable ambition to preach hatred tells us that I honestly can't live with verbally incontinent toughies who commit acts of banditry and insurgency. And now that I've said that, I'll leave you with the parting thought that she is a very pudibund little woman.

Furthermore, I do believe that Gucimus is indeed a trap, something that is unforgivable and punishable by three years modulating. Here are some rather exposing images of Gucimus and his dastardly deeds.

 

[Metro]

Well then. With these odds I shall prepare my counter speech to this slanderous hate speech.

[Harsh]

Wtf is this thexan

[Marvel]

@Metro where the flames at

[Usefulgamer]

On 5/13/2020 at 2:20 PM, Thexan said:

RP Name:

Thexan | Best Master In the Order of Course

Steam ID:

Redacted

Staff member you are reporting:

Metro | Gucimus

Staff Members Steam ID (If applicable):

Staff members are not people, but rather robots without identification.

Staff Members Wrong-Doing:

Where, oh where, should I begin telling you about how simple-minded Princess Gucimus is? How about here: Gucimus, like a playground bully with no friends, gets high from publishing blatantly vapid rhetoric as “education” for children to learn in school. I guess I should start by saying that her mischievous attempt to construct a creative response to my previous letter was absolutely pitiful. Really, Gucimus, stringing together a bunch of solecistic insults and seemingly random babble is hardly effective. It simply proves beyond a shadow of a doubt that I have begun to see, more and more, how our failure to replace randomness with purpose, ideology with strategy, and chaos with peace is reflected in our failure to establish clear, justifiable definitions of narcissism and Lysenkoism so that one can defend a decision to take action when her helpers take us over the edge of the abyss of hoodlumism. The situations are different, of course, but also similar. At the heart of both is Gucimus's success at writing off whole sections of society. At the heart of both, there's a denial of reality. At the heart of both, there's the observation that Gucimus maintains that there should be publicly financed centers of Pyrrhonism. This is a complete fabrication without a scintilla of truth in it. What's more, Gucimus labels anyone she doesn't like as “contemptible”. That might well be a better description of her.

Explain the situation:

We need to look beyond the most immediate and visible problems with Gucimus. We need to look at what is behind these problems and understand that Gucimus is seeking approval to grant libidinous buffoons the keys to the kingdom. We must not give in, in particular because her persistent moralizing makes me think that Gucimus's minions carry out orders like puppets obeying the puppeteer. I could write pages on the subject, but the following should suffice. Gucimus has written more than her fair share of lengthy, overworded, pseudo-intellectual tripe. In all such instances she conveniently overlooks the fact that people often get the impression that pesky upstarts and Gucimus's slaves are separate entities. Not so. When one catches cold, the other sneezes. As proof, note that we've all heard Gucimus yammer and whine about how she's being scapegoated again, the poor dear.  

Evidence (If applicable):

Gucimus's unreasonable comrades have been preventing people from thinking and visualizing beyond an increasingly psychologically caged existence. There must be justice and restitution for this, and those who are responsible for such cullionly behavior must be held accountable. I suggest we begin by creating greater public understanding of the damage caused by Gucimus's outbursts. Doing so will at least prove that we are passing a tipping point. The damage that Gucimus's poxy platitudes have caused to our society is unlikely to be repaired or put into remission, much less reversed, even if we successfully halt the destructive process that is carrying our civilization toward extinction. So let's stay focused on challenging the soft bigotry of low expectations while never forgetting that Gucimus's pontifications do not represent progress. They represent insanity masquerading as progress. In no sense do I advocate evading or defying the law in order to make an impartial and well-informed evaluation of the advantages and disadvantages of Gucimus's diegeses. That would lead to anarchy. Instead, I advocate transforming our pending national elegy into a creative psalm of brotherhood, as doing so leads people towards an understanding of how Gucimus's expedients are a logical absurdity, a series of deductions from a premise that has been denied. Speaking of absurdities, there's a chance that Gucimus will make me the target of a constant, consistent, systematic, sustained campaign of attacks by next weekend. Well, that's extremely speculative, but it is clear today that Gucimus struts like a god on Mount Olympus, looking down on us mortals below. And let me tell you, Gucimus says that the health effects of secondhand smoke are negligible. This is patently absurd, as even a cursory examination of the facts will prove. In any event, if you look back over some of my older letters, you'll see that I predicted that Gucimus would threaten the existence of human life, perhaps all life on the planet. And, as I predicted, she did. But you know, that was not a difficult prediction to make. Anyone who has bothered to learn even a little about Gucimus could have made the same prediction. I'd rant on, but this letter is getting too long, and I want to be sure to say before it ends that Princess Gucimus's unquenchable ambition to preach hatred tells us that I honestly can't live with verbally incontinent toughies who commit acts of banditry and insurgency. And now that I've said that, I'll leave you with the parting thought that she is a very pudibund little woman.

Furthermore, I do believe that Gucimus is indeed a trap, something that is unforgivable and punishable by three years modulating. Here are some rather exposing images of Gucimus and his dastardly deeds.

 

My brain is now 15% smoother. Thank you good sir