A guide to being EPIC.

[Sock Monkey]

More than anything to live a successful and rich life a person must learn all of the most EPIC dances (FORTNITE NOT INCLUDED)

 

This thread will teach you how to MASTER your body  with the blessings of Christ

 

1. NaeNae, now this first one is important, slap this shit on your resume and you've got literally any job.

2. Dougie, to really unleash your creative abilities you NEED to master this technique

3. the Soulja Boy, this is optional but when you break this out at the party you'll FUCK SHIT UP

 

 

 

 

 

WE ARE NOW GETTING INTO THE HEAVY SHIT, TURN BACK NOW IF YOU DO NOT WISH THIS PAIN ON YOURSELF, IF YOU ARE WORTHY TO ENDURE SUCH PAIN THEN YOU WILL SURELY BECOME THE MOST POWERFUL BEING ON EARTH.

 

 

 

 

4. Cupid Shuffle, THIS WILL SLAUGHTER ALL HATERS IMMEDIATELY 

 

 

5. Cha Cha Slide, You will live eternally 

 

 

6. The Quan, you have entered the shadow realm if you can do this.

 

7. The Wobble, you probably dont want to learn this...

 

 

 

 

With these ritual dances mastered you are ready to take on anything.

 

 

[zoink]

this is criminal not epic

[Esitt]

Im surprised sex offender shuffle wasn't on this guide.

[Rhyain]

+1

[Smeck]

[Vaal]

What about the Cat Daddy @Sock Monkey :thonk:.