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Name: Gearshift

Race: Small Bronze Bell

Gender: Caps Lock

Age: 75

Height: 23 lightyears.

Weight: 300 quarks

Upload: 10 mbps

Download: 5 mbps

Eye Color: Triangle

Hair Color: Senator Palpatine

Nose Color: ARC-170 Star fighter

Occupation: Bike air-pump specialis

Relationship status: Wet Balloon

Favorite Pastime: Finding billabongs with my good friend peepot.

Hobbies: Morning drinking, Day drinking, Afternoon drinking, Night drinking, Child abuse, Spouse abuse, Sexual Harassment, Breaking and entering, Connect 4.

Skills: Can fit entire Venator into left toe, Is able to leap 2 light bulbs in the time it takes others to hackey-sack a groundhog, Can power a fridge for 2 minutes with no hands, Is able to pass as a dermatologist.

Dislikes: Children that look like they could be adults but are actually midgets who look good for their age, Large pizzas that do not have at least 2 web browsers on them, Having to do the dishes after a troll has commandeered the television, When the lights go out before the lights come on.

 

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