Heart - Hypercharged Jawa

[Heart]

Name: Heart

Who helped (If applicable):

Event Name: Hypercharged Jawa

Summary of the story: A Jawa was found inside of a shipping crate, extremely full of energy and hyper. Nobody knew what had happened to give him such a god-like state, but it was soon determined that he drank hypermatter fuel, and instead of killing him, charged his body to do some pretty insane things. After he was detained he was put into surgery, but couldn't fall asleep. In the end, he was fed laxatives, where he unfortunately ended up dying due to the sheer trauma of the hypermatter leaving his small body.

What was the result of the event?: Jawa died, nobody else did though

Was this more of a role play oriented or "shoot em up" oriented event: Roleplay!

[Timmy]

+1 Nice little event to start the day with

[WolfLegend]

+1

XD

 

[Clank]

Jesus christ what did I just read. I wasn't here for this event, but I'm starting to regret missing it. Sweet lord I can only imagine that poor jawa's rectum.