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Is anyone planning on seeing this movie?  

 

I for one am extremely excited and look forward to it!  I loved the first Minions movie, and thoroughly enjoyed the Despicable me films as well.

 

What makes this even better is that Universal Studios teamed up with Yeat to make a song for the new movie.  

 

Listen to it here! 

 

See Minions: Rise of Gru in IMAX only in theaters July 1st.

#MinionsRiseofGru

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We all know Gru is the godly height of 14.5 feet tall and can move at a speed of 200 meters per second. Based on average dick size, Gru’s penis is around 14 inches long. Also, Gru’s dick would weigh around 2 pounds considering the average weight of a dick is .77 lbs. If he swung his dick in a circular manner, it would have the centripetal acceleration of 72.57 meters per second. That means that Gru can dickslap with the immense energy of 11,421 pounds per sq inch at a tip speed greater than 584415.58336974 MPH. In conclusion Gru’s dickslap has enough energy to smash through 6” reinforced concrete and will cause a thunderclap as his dick breaks the sound barrier.

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