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1billion is a lot but there is pokemon that is God and at least 3 pokemon that can copy that pokemon.

 

Arceus is god and can use judgement and kill tons of em

Mew has transform can copy Arceus

Ditto can copy Arceus too

Zororark can use Impostor and copy Arceus

Smeargle can copy Arceus's move of Judgement and kill tons

 

Pretty much the billion lions can take the ground ones then the god pokemon kick the rest of their asses

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1 minute ago, Eclipse said:

1billion is a lot but there is pokemon that is God and at least 3 pokemon that can copy that pokemon.

 

Arceus is god and can use judgement and kill tons of em

Mew has transform can copy Arceus

Ditto can copy Arceus too

Zororark can use Impostor and copy Arceus

Smeargle can copy Arceus's move of Judgement and kill tons

 

Pretty much the billion lions can take the ground ones then the god pokemon kick the rest of their asses

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3 minutes ago, Eclipse said:

1billion is a lot but there is pokemon that is God and at least 3 pokemon that can copy that pokemon.

 

Arceus is god and can use judgement and kill tons of em

Mew has transform can copy Arceus

Ditto can copy Arceus too

Zororark can use Impostor and copy Arceus

Smeargle can copy Arceus's move of Judgement and kill tons

 

Pretty much the billion lions can take the ground ones then the god pokemon kick the rest of their asses

Have you considered;

That's a lotta lions 
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2 minutes ago, Jovanovic said:

See that might be true except; 

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1billion lions with an average length of 6.5ft can stretch to the moon easily but there's no way they could get to any other thing in space!
The pokemons can go to space and kick they asses

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If you say lions, YOUR HARD TROLLING FOR SURE or just never seen pokemon

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4 minutes ago, BigBoss said:

there are more lions than pokemon
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Theres also pokemon that control space and time,
Mfers can summon whole ass voids to just drop lions in

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18 minutes ago, Unkindled said:

DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH IS ONE BILLION

with the help of sam o'nella, if you were to take 1 billion lions and make a planet of them, it would weigh 420 billion kilos (if all were male) and have the diameter of 29189.9552 meters, or like 18 miles of a lion sphere.  (the math is probably wrong but thats a near estimate)

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The only counter argument I want to hear is how the hell the lions will deal with Ghost Type.

Lions would be like normal or fighting attacks - so Pokemon logic states Ghost is fine

If we go IRL, A ghost is incorporeal and can't be stopped.

 

 

Also, this convo has made me think of other franchise versus X.

Like All the Elder Dragons in Monster Hunter Versus a Billion X

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3 hours ago, Gadget said:

The only counter argument I want to hear is how the hell the lions will deal with Ghost Type.

Lions would be like normal or fighting attacks - so Pokemon logic states Ghost is fine

If we go IRL, A ghost is incorporeal and can't be stopped.

 

 

Also, this convo has made me think of other franchise versus X.

Like All the Elder Dragons in Monster Hunter Versus a Billion X

lions are cats and according to most religions and superstitions cats can interact with spirits so lions will fuck up a ghost type.

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5 hours ago, Gadget said:

The only counter argument I want to hear is how the hell the lions will deal with Ghost Type.

Lions would be like normal or fighting attacks - so Pokemon logic states Ghost is fine

If we go IRL, A ghost is incorporeal and can't be stopped.

 

 

Also, this convo has made me think of other franchise versus X.

Like All the Elder Dragons in Monster Hunter Versus a Billion X

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The lions would have the move BITE Which is a DARK TYPE MOVE BEING SUPER EFFECTIVE

With this the 99% of the pokemon would not have clear direction of what to do, we all know TRAINERS, POKEMON TRAINERS help pokemon reach their full potential the lions are savages with this ITS FUCKING 1 BILLION 1,000,000,000 - Wikipedia

THATS 1 billion, the only way to kill them would be god, 

 lets tackle this fake god "Arceus" argument

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5 hours ago, Bacta said:

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The lions would have the move BITE Which is a DARK TYPE MOVE BEING SUPER EFFECTIVE

With this the 99% of the pokemon would not have clear direction of what to do, we all know TRAINERS, POKEMON TRAINERS help pokemon reach their full potential the lions are savages with this ITS FUCKING 1 BILLION 1,000,000,000 - Wikipedia

THATS 1 billion, the only way to kill them would be god, 

 lets tackle this fake god "Arceus" argument

THIS MF DIES TO CONCRETE

 

Okay g but tf u want Lions to do when flying mons come in. Like mothafucking Yveltal would just use oblivion wing the whole time. Da fuck u want the lions to do? Build a tower to bite him?

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Pokemon has a bunch of gods or god like beings.

Groundon  - Literally walking drought and primeval god of Fire and earth

Kyorge - Literally swimming flood and Primeval god of Water and the sea.

Rayquaza - Literally Flying Storm and the one that keeps the other Primeval gods from destroying the world.

Ho-Oh - Bird of life, I think. Also has it 3 bitch birds Articuno, Zapdos and Moltres.

Lugia - Bird of the Ocean, I think. Also has 3 bitch Dogs Entei, Raikuo and Suicune

Dialga - God of Time

Palkia - God of Space

Giratinan- God of the Distortion realm, aka hell/the underworld.

Rashiram - Guardian of Truth and can burn kingdoms down for being greedy and prideful. Rebuild them into Cities of Truth

Zekrom - Guardian of um, perfection or idealism. He want to build an ideal world.

Kyurem - Basically both of the above combined. He is a bit weird.

Xerneas - God of life and everlasting life. Cant really die  just comes back.

Yvetal - God of Death/Rebirth. When it dies it absord ALL life and places itself into a Cacoon to and waits to be reborn.

Zygarde - Fucking dickhead, I hate him. But he is the guardian of the eco system.

Solgaleo - Avatar of the Sun and a liteally magic fire lion. Would probably rule the Lions and stop the war.

Lunala - Avatar of the Moon and a literally magic bat, less interesting just kinda neat.

Necrozma - Bit weird  can absord the sun and Moon ones to become and glowing avatat of destruction. He is a bit of a dick and kinda just want to kill things. But he has Lasers.

Zacian and Zamemta - Guardian Doggos. One has a bit sword and the other is a literally shield. Just kinda cool. They defeated Eternatus.

Eternatus - an pokemon from space that adsord the weird energy it makes to fire a big ass fucking laser. Can fly and has a weird alternative form where he is just a big snake hand in the sky.

Arceus - essentially god. He made everything. He'll make lions need a trade evolution to become Adults so they will always be week.

 

I know 1,000,000,000 is a lot of lions, but lions form prides and dont get along very well most the time. Lion Prides are ruled by 1 male lion and he is just a big lazy bastard. Lionesses do most the hunting and could clap the smaller Pokemon but the bigger ones... thats a but if a tall order. Lions struggle to hunt Water Buffalo due to their size and Lions are all pretty lazy.

 

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2 hours ago, Black said:

Okay g but tf u want Lions to do when flying mons come in. Like mothafucking Yveltal would just use oblivion wing the whole time. Da fuck u want the lions to do? Build a tower to bite him?

Flying above the competition litteraly isnt winning, and sooner or later its gonna have to come down even then look at this shit

ITS GONNA BE LIKE WORLD WAR Z SHIT BLACK THINK

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1 hour ago, Bacta said:

Flying above the competition litteraly isnt winning, and sooner or later its gonna have to come down even then look at this shit

ITS GONNA BE LIKE WORLD WAR Z SHIT BLACK THINK

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They literally don't have to come down. Fucking Landorus can cast earthquakes without touching the ground.

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12 hours ago, Bacta said:

The lions would have the move BITE Which is a DARK TYPE MOVE BEING SUPER EFFECTIVE

 

 

 

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Not to mention the sheer amount of other moves that are literally just massive AOE attacks, like surf and earthquake. All the pokemon would have to do is put the tankiest guys in the front and get defense and special defense boosts from allies or themselves, and shove a healing move up their ass. A 60 Base Power move won't touch a Shuckle with +6 defense and max health.

And what about weather effects? Hail and Sandstorm deal 1/16th of an opponents move health every turn. After 16 turns, all the lions are dead. Assuming you're basing the lions moveset off of an actual lion pokemon like Pyroar, you'd know that it can't learn any form of healing, and it also wouldn't be able to change the weather to anything that would prevent it from taking damage.

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1 minute ago, Fyi said:

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Not to mention the sheer amount of other moves that are literally just massive AOE attacks, like surf and earthquake. All the pokemon would have to do is put the tankiest guys in the front and get defense and special defense boosts from allies or themselves, and shove a healing move up their ass. A 60 Base Power move won't touch a Shuckle with +6 defense and max health.

And what about weather effects? Hail and Sandstorm deal 1/16th of an opponents move health every turn. After 16 turns, all the lions are dead. Assuming you're basing the lions moveset off of an actual lion pokemon like Pyroar, you'd know that it can't learn any form of healing, and it also wouldn't be able to change the weather to anything that would prevent it from taking damage.

What about a lion ladder?

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On 9/13/2021 at 9:55 AM, Hanz said:

What if the lions were radical bosnians

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Even though the lions already clears it that would just make it unfair

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7 minutes ago, Hanz said:

Bad video. He forgets to realize that lion ladders DO exist and he LITERALLY SHOWED A PICTURE OF ONE. Also he brings up something about driving and not seeing a single person like that has to do anything with how many lions 1 billion is; That's a lot of Lions.

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