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Corrupt a Wish

Here is how you play Corrupt a Wish!

-A player will take the previous player's wish and corrupt it in a way, ruins the wish, and then make their own wish for someone else to corrupt.

Example:

Player1 - " I wish for a stack of money "

Player2 - " Wish granted, but the stack is so huge, you suffocate under it. I wish for a brand new car "

Player 3 - " Wish granted, but the car is a Toyota Prius. I wish to get a wife "

-It keeps going on just like above

 

My wish!

- I wish that I could breakdance

 

 

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Wish granted, but every time you break dance, you spin too much and your clothes fall off every time so you are dancing naked. I wish to get more American cereal.

I added the Pepe emojis onto the forums

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27 minutes ago, Naffen said:

Wish granted, but every time you break dance, you spin too much and your clothes fall off every time so you are dancing naked. I wish to get more American cereal.

 

27 minutes ago, justuscloud5 said:

wish granted but every time you break dance you turn into Ricky Berwick. My wish is to be able to not procrastinate 

Wish granted but all the American cereal is way past the expiration date and wish granted but you are always working. 

My wish is to be able to beatbox

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35 minutes ago, CoalColorHusky said:

 

Wish granted but all the American cereal is way past the expiration date and wish granted but you are always working. 

My wish is to be able to beatbox

Wish Granted, but you can only beatbox one tune and you have to beatbox that at least once a day or you die.
My wish is to be good at math

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40 minutes ago, Willyworm1 said:

My wish is to be good at math

Wish granted, but you only understand math involving some kind of animal.

I wish for The pain to end.

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11 hours ago, BobMcNob said:

My wish is to delete twitter.

Wish granted, but all the people on Twitter go to TikTok and proceed to do what they were doing but in TikTok videos.

I wish for Greta Thunberg to go back to school and shut here privilege ass up.

What? Were you expecting some colourful thing denoting my past achievements?

Well tough luck, even if I did it would be just 3 things - Bacara, SPEC REG, Old HA.

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On 2/19/2021 at 2:39 PM, Gadget said:

Wish granted, but all the people on Twitter go to TikTok and proceed to do what they were doing but in TikTok videos.

I wish for Greta Thunberg to go back to school and shut here privilege ass up.

Wish granted, but you are now her biology teacher.
I wish for a good nights sleep.

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4 hours ago, Supreme_Crunch said:

Wish Granted, But during the day nothing but awful things will happen to you.
I wish I never get obese. 

Wish Granted but you can never eat again out of fear of obesity. I wish I could be less toxic

I'm not toxic. You're just making it really hard to not treat you like an idiot.

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12 hours ago, Logic said:

Wish Granted but you can never eat again out of fear of obesity. I wish I could be less toxic

Wish granted. But your toxic self splits off and later attempts to kill you. Like in that one rick and morty episode 

I wish to not be so lonely

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32 minutes ago, A-a-ron said:

Wish granted, youre only friends shall be 327th legacy.
I wish for more skittles.

Granted except now you can ONLY taste the rainbow. 

I wish people would play jackbox with me

Edited by Logic

I'm not toxic. You're just making it really hard to not treat you like an idiot.

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1 hour ago, Bbstine said:

Wish granted but they talk shit directly to your face throughout the whole game.

I wish to never struggle financially again.

Wish granted, because money no longer exists, both as an object and as a concept.

I wish that subordinates at work would stop being so shit.

The guy who got drunk and pretended to be a vacuum for an hour

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7 minutes ago, Merrill said:

Wish granted, because money no longer exists, both as an object and as a concept.

I wish that subordinates at work would stop being so shit.

Wish granted, they are all now your superiors that are still shit
I wish for Regional to get palpatine.

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1 hour ago, A-a-ron said:

Wish granted, they are all now your superiors that are still shit
I wish for Regional to get palpatine.

Wish granted but synergy will shut down the next day.

I wish covid would go away

I'm not toxic. You're just making it really hard to not treat you like an idiot.

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On 2/21/2021 at 10:50 PM, Logic said:

Wish granted but synergy will shut down the next day.

I wish covid would go away

Wish granted, but all those "Covid Saftey" benefits like late mortgages and easier school go away too

I wish for TS dark theme

"A word from the Navy..."

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9 hours ago, Brace said:

Wish granted, but all those "Covid Saftey" benefits like late mortgages and easier school go away too

I wish for TS dark theme

Wish Granted but the every letter is black and blended into the background

i wish for my life to get together

:pepeL:

 

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2 hours ago, Taz said:

Wish granted, a wonderful man named My and a beautiful woman named Life are now dating. They are genuinely happy and thank you.

i wish for the voices to stop

Wish Granted! You are now in a terrible coma of which you have no chance to wake up from.

I wish for world peace!

🎀  𝙵𝚊𝚛𝚝 𝚂𝚖𝚎𝚕𝚕𝚊  🎀
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25 minutes ago, Taz said:

Wish granted. All forms of contact around the world cease to exist and no nations/states can talk to eachother or start wars. If any wars do start within a community, Ghandi nukes them.

i wish for a femboy baddie bf

Wish granted, but its @Darkk

 

I wish I could pass Organic Chemistry

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I'm not toxic. You're just making it really hard to not treat you like an idiot.

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2 hours ago, Taz said:

Wish granted, but as you finally pass, new advanced robotics phase out the need for humans in the field, rendering all of those years studying it worthless

I wish for better PC specs

You get better Political Correctness specifications, you can no longer look at anyone without being convicted of Sexual Assault. 

I wish to be strong like mountain.

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1 minute ago, A-a-ron said:

You get better Political Correctness specifications, you can no longer look at anyone without being convicted of Sexual Assault. 

I wish to be strong like mountain.

Wish granted, but whenever you lift something you break your back.

I wish woeny stopped stalling and watched john wick with me.

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55 minutes ago, traditional said:

Wish granted, but whenever you lift something you break your back.

I wish woeny stopped stalling and watched john wick with me.

Wish Granted, but after the first 5 minutes Woeny has to leave and never comes back.

I wish for the person that replies to this to be happy. ._.

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1 minute ago, Darkk said:

Wish Granted, but after the first 5 minutes Woeny has to leave and never comes back.

I wish for the person that replies to this to be happy. ._.

Wish Granted, but happiness is just an illusion for my depression

I wish I could be super smart

I'm not toxic. You're just making it really hard to not treat you like an idiot.

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1 minute ago, Logic said:

Wish Granted, but happiness is just an illusion for my depression

I wish I could be super smart

Wish Granted, But you're only smart after you need to be. [For example if someone needs an electric engineer you will only know how to do the job of an electric engineer after that person no longer needs you]

I wish to cure Cancer. 

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Wish granted but you're a paraplegic with no arms or legs, your friends call you "nugget".

I wish for a new car

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16 hours ago, Mavelle said:

I wish yoda was tall

Wish granted, however he is so tall that your girlfriend leaves you for him because she can sense the big dick energy 

I wish I was fast enough to get a 3090 before they run out of stock in ten seconds again 

:gasp:

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8 hours ago, Diplo said:

Wish granted, however he is so tall that your girlfriend leaves you for him because she can sense the big dick energy 

I wish I was fast enough to get a 3090 before they run out of stock in ten seconds again 

Wish Granted, But your card declines at the last second despite being fast enough to press purchase

I wish I didn't get dumbed all the time

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On 3/28/2021 at 5:47 PM, TheCyan said:

(apparently we're resetting cause someone forgot to put a wish, HANZ)

I wish for a lot of ducks.

Wish Granted, but They get killed by hunters

I wish I didn't have to put a wish here

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33 minutes ago, Taz said:

you are now Walter White

 

i wish to actually be funny for once

Wish granted but everytime you make someone laugh there's a 33% chance that a random person gets hit by a bar somewhere in the world.

I wish to not have math tests.

I used to play this server for too many hours at a time.

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On 4/5/2021 at 1:14 PM, Diplo said:

Wish Granted, but participation becomes 70% of your grade. 
I wish I never left my PC on to grind credits 
 

Wish Granted but lighting strikes your house and your pc fries because your surge protector was a false advertisement.
I wish I didn't have to go to school

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4 hours ago, FatherHanz said:

I wish I didn't have to go to school

Wish Granted, but in return you make no money. You live a terrible life on the streets, homeless, and lonely. 

I wish my school didn't assign so much homework

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On 4/19/2021 at 5:03 AM, Cubby said:

Granted. You know get 10 pings, per server you are in, per hour, for useless reasons. 

 

I wish I was happy man.

Wish granted, but you're now married to TLC reality star drops whopper of bombshell - New York Daily News

 

I wish I would be taller

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18 hours ago, Taz said:

you are now 7ft+ tall, but start to develop severe back issues and pay tens of thousands in surgeries for your back/hips/knees.

 

I wish I was better at gaming,

Wish Granted but you only play Among us

I wish I knew how to twerk

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On 2/28/2021 at 8:42 AM, Aeon said:

Wish Granted but the every letter is black and blended into the background

i wish for my life to get together

Wish Granted but when your life comes together, everyone else's lives fall apart.
I wish for Genetically engineered cat girls

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2 hours ago, Brooklyn said:

Wish Granted but when your life comes together, everyone else's lives fall apart.
I wish for Genetically engineered cat girls

Wish Granted all girls are maimed and deformed with tails and ears

I Wish for doritos to bring back the tacos at midnight chips

:pepeL:

 

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On 5/5/2021 at 11:07 PM, Aeon said:

Wish Granted all girls are maimed and deformed with tails and ears

I Wish for doritos to bring back the tacos at midnight chips

Wish granted but the bag only comes with one chip.

I wish for Call of Duty Black Ops 2 Remastered.

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14 minutes ago, Slak said:

Wish granted but the bag only comes with one chip.

I wish for Call of Duty Black Ops 2 Remastered.

Wish granted but its only half of the campaign and die rise on zombies

i wish for a better paycheck

:pepeL:

 

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On 5/10/2021 at 10:44 PM, Aeon said:

Wish granted but its only half of the campaign and die rise on zombies

i wish for a better paycheck

Wish Granted, but it's only a 2 Cent Raise

 

I wish for Taz to be perma banned

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The Smoke Will Never Clear...

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5 hours ago, Twrgy said:

Wish Granted,  instead of weed its grass

Wish Granted but you don't get anything because you didn't make a wish dumbass

I wish that I was Don Cheadle

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Clicked the wrong one

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6 hours ago, FatherHanz said:

 

Wish Granted but you don't get anything because you didn't make a wish dumbass

I wish that I was Don Cheadle

Wish granted but you can only speak lines said by War Machine in Iron Man 2.

I wish I would no longer procrastinate.

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7 hours ago, Dono said:

Wish granted but you can only speak lines said by War Machine in Iron Man 2.

I wish I would no longer procrastinate.

Now, put that thing back where you found it before someone gets hurt. Really? Sorry, pal, but Iron Man doesn’t have a sidekick.

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15 hours ago, FatherHanz said:

Now, put that thing back where you found it before someone gets hurt. Really? Sorry, pal, but Iron Man doesn’t have a sidekick.

Drop it at his feet, and im like boom you lookin for this?

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The Smoke Will Never Clear...

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2 hours ago, Taz said:

I wish for forum games to be active again

Wish Granted but they are only active again for 1 week

I wish that this thread would only use pictures/gifs of Don Cheadle to communicate

I was the Best Canadian on the Server 

The Smoke Will Never Clear...

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27 minutes ago, Unkindled said:

Wish granted but all the exotics are higher level than the cap so you can never use them.
I wish to be permanent gamemaster 

Wish granted but you produce the same event over and over again.

I wish to make half life 3

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1 hour ago, Unkindled said:

Wish granted but all the exotics are higher level than the cap so you can never use them.
I wish to be permanent gamemaster 

Wish Granted, But. You do piss poor events everytime

 

I wish for Diamond in Rainbow 6

I was the Best Canadian on the Server 

The Smoke Will Never Clear...

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1 hour ago, Taz said:

you spend too much time on the game and lose all irl social life and become fatter than @Woeny, which was once thought impossible. 

 

i wish for THIS FUCKING PUBLIC EVENT TO SPAWN SO I CAN DO MY FUCKING BOUNTY

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Wish Granted. But your game crashes when it starts

 

I wish for Taz to get off Garrys Mod

I was the Best Canadian on the Server 

The Smoke Will Never Clear...

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3 hours ago, Bleach said:

Wish Granted. But your game crashes when it starts

 

I wish for Taz to get off Garrys Mod

Wish Granted, but Taz gets off Garry's Mod because online play no longer works.

I wish that the Clones get a happy ending.

The guy who got drunk and pretended to be a vacuum for an hour

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5 hours ago, Taz said:

Wish granted, no twist. 

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I wish for the world to be more wholesome 100 (Keanu reeves chungus)

Wish Granted:

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I wish for Summer to start early

I was the Best Canadian on the Server 

The Smoke Will Never Clear...

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36 minutes ago, Taz said:

summer starts early but it fucks up the earth somehow and it is 100+ degrees everywhere

 

i wish for school to end NOW and not june 18

Wish Granted, But your school now starts in July.

 

I wish for Cox to be good at Rainbow 6

I was the Best Canadian on the Server 

The Smoke Will Never Clear...

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On 6/2/2021 at 7:33 PM, Bleach said:

Wish Granted, But your school now starts in July.

 

I wish for Cox to be good at Rainbow 6

Wish granted, but he's only good for 3 rounds in 1 match.

I wish for Dragon to grow tall

I added the Pepe emojis onto the forums

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21 minutes ago, Naffen said:

Wish granted, but he's only good for 3 rounds in 1 match.

I wish for Dragon to grow tall

Wish Granted, But he only grows by 1 Inch

 

i wish

I was the Best Canadian on the Server 

The Smoke Will Never Clear...

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6 minutes ago, Taz said:

No, no you don’t.

 

i wish for dinaric to stop being cringe in chat box

Wish Granted, But he only stops being cringe for 1 Day

 

I wish for Dinaric to shut the fuck up

I was the Best Canadian on the Server 

The Smoke Will Never Clear...

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3 hours ago, Taz said:

Wish granted. No twist. Thank you. 

 

I wish for bleach to get a Medal of Honor for that 

Wish Granted, Obama presents me with the Medal of Honor.

 

I wish for Taz to get life in prison

I was the Best Canadian on the Server 

The Smoke Will Never Clear...

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8 hours ago, Bleach said:

Wish Granted, Obama presents me with the Medal of Honor.

 

I wish for Taz to get life in prison

Wish granted, but he sells you out as your partner in crime so gets a shorter sentence than you.

 

I wish that there was a Senator Pickle RIck

 

The guy who got drunk and pretended to be a vacuum for an hour

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On 6/4/2021 at 8:20 PM, Merrill said:

Wish granted, but he sells you out as your partner in crime so gets a shorter sentence than you.

 

I wish that there was a Senator Pickle RIck

 

Wish Granted, But Senator Pickle Rick gets killed after 2 days

 

I wish for @Tazto stop trying to talk to girls

I was the Best Canadian on the Server 

The Smoke Will Never Clear...

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On 5/27/2021 at 12:02 PM, Taz said:

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i wish for all the destiny raid exotics

Wish granted, but you have to solo Riven. 

I wish for Twitch Partner. 

Current: Destiny 2 Sherpa Human Hunter Awoken Warlock Exo Titan 
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3 hours ago, Misfit said:

wish granted but you have to play fortnite with NICKMERCS, ninja, and tfue

I wish i was a founder :pepeL:

Wish granted. Its just you, all alone. All director+'s and dev's resign. And the community really wants that update. So how's the new map coming? Whens the update?

I wish I had an un-open copy of every single star wars lego set thats ever been released.

Edit; @WhataburgerThats fine i open and build my lego's, unlike @Sock Monkeythat keeps his boxes vacuum sealed in a temperature controlled storage unit.

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15 minutes ago, Conrad said:

Wish granted. Its just you, all alone. All director+'s and dev's resign. And the community really wants that update. So how's the new map coming? Whens the update?

I wish I had an un-open copy of every single star wars lego set thats ever been released.

Wish granted. But all those lego boxes have a small dent on the top left corner of the box. Ruining the value

I wish we had the update...

Whataburger

Why is my reputation so low?

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12 minutes ago, Whataburger said:

Wish granted. But all those lego boxes have a small dent on the top left corner of the box. Ruining the value

I wish we had the update...

Wish granted but you are banned 

 

I wish bacta wasn’t the biggest meat rider known to man 

Certified Giga Chad

 

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